So apparently I’m not the only one who adores famous women, stalks them online and builds little shrines to them in their honor. Apparently, women do it, too. And there are just certain women who really make chicks get all hot and bothered.
Chicks Love Scarlett Johansson
When girls aren’t seething with jealousy over Scarlett’s body, they are really wishing that they could hit that. (Aren’t we all!) I think girls can really identify with curves – since they are curvy creatures themselves. The thought of someone with a tight butt rubbing themselves all over Scarlett… well I just can’t handle it. It’s too freakin’ hot.
Sophia Bush Could Get Ladies
Sophia’s voice is like a siren song for both men and women alike. She is the perfect candidate for straight up lesbianism. Not only does she sound manly and husky (and that would fulfill the butch lesbian requirement), but she would look freaking amazing licking a pair of tits. Just saying.
Jennifer Connelly is a Grade A Lesbian
Ever since I saw Jennifer in Requiem For a Dream, I believed in a thing called love. I know that J. Connelly has the good for hot lesbian sex because there is a certain scene in said movie where she commits the best lesbianism act ever. For money. Jennifer Connelly performing ass to ass is a life changer – and 95% of women believe it, too.
My Girlfriend Wishes I Was Kate Beckinsale
Ever since my girlfriend saw Kate Beckinsale in Underworld playing a leather-clad vampire, she won’t let me have sex with her unless I pretend to be Kate. Now it’s kind of hot that she is a semi-lesbian for Kate, but it’s kind of emasculating to act like a woman night after night. Even if it is a bad to the bone she-vampire. It may be her intelligence or sense of humor, but something about Kate really turns chicks on.
Kristen Bell Deserves to be Covered in Chicks
Kristen Bell is so funny and charming, it’s no surprise that most chicks think she is awesome. Her sex appeal is universal and so is her humor. From Heroes to Veronica Mars to Forgetting Sarah Marshall, she is one of the best girls in the business. And chicks know it. If only they were half as attracted to me.
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