Twilight is just straight up whacked out. Ever since it’s official movie release in 2008, I have always been skeptical about how a movie series can make so many girls scream so god damn loud or how many just cum over some idiot with greasy hair. Well now, I have my theory about how I think all the Twilight Actresses are all on crack and I have made a nice list to ruin your Christmas Twilight Dreams.
Kristen Stewart, The Dealer
Kristen probably knows more about crack than your local dealer. She has been spotted multiple times smoking marijuana with a pipe, bong and joints. When your a somewhat famous actress and take the liberty of smoking at every occasion you get, your bound to do something more than smoke up once in a while you Cracka.
Ashley Greene, Wannabe Pornstar
All pornstars eventually fall in the dark path of crack. Ask Jenna Jameson, she never thought it would lead to it but it did. Ashley Greene naked photos leak on the net a year after the first Twilight comes out, come on, it’s a clear sign!
Nikki Reed, The Driver
Although she might not have been seen driving Kristen around, she obviously assists her in dealing her crap. Spotted taking puffs from a rig off of Kristen and always on her ass, she probably smokes as often as she sells, oh yah!
Sarah Clarke, The Influential Mother
Maybe not Kristen’s mother in real life, she was chosen for the mother role in Twilight. Spotted multiple times looking like a 60 year old granny when in fact she is only 37 is an obvious sign that crack is involved. Like Mother, Like Daughter, the tradition is carried.
Anna Kendrick, The Junkie
Who else but the traditional junkie to allow greasy hair dudes to lick her in the face? Enough said.
Rachelle Lefevre, The Part Time Smoker
Cocaine is a hell of a drug, so is crack. Spotted in a townhouse window, Rachelle is probably the biggest crackhead of the gang. What’s that thing she is spotted smoking? Seems like rocks of crack rolled into a marijuana cigarette.
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