Whitney Port Bikini Pictures

Friday, March 12th, 2010 | No Comments

Whitney Port is another one of those girls who gets paid by MTV to have her own ‘reality’ show (well a show that creates a ‘reality’ that appeals to retards who watch these shows, like my girlfriend for example). Apparently Whitney Port is just as boring on her fake reality show as she is in a bikini, come on Whitney Port could you just please try a little harder? Like maybe put on a little make-up so your face isn’t a different color then the rest of your pasty body, a mystic tan would work too. Also please find a better bikini, because the one you’re wearing is pretty unflattering. Or maybe give Audrina a call and get the number of her plastic surgeon, fake boobs might do the job (I swear a pair of fake boobs can sometimes turn a zero into a hero and I stress the sometimes because beat face, big beak with boob job is fuckin stupid, I hate it when ugly girls fix their boobs before their faces). Despite the bad bikini, discolored face and not spectacular boobs, I still think Whitney Port has some babe potential, her legs do go on for days and she had long hair. Whitney Port, I hope the next time I see you in a bikini I get blown away! You can do it!