The key to fixing the economy, world peace, and starvation is Vida Guerra’s ass. It’s so fucking magical and amazing that I’m not sure there is one thing it can’t do. If scientists put her ass at the center of the Large Hadron Collider, they’d make a Higgs boson in a fucking millisecond. (Look that shit up, people. Educate yourself.) I mean, it is probably big enough to create a black hole.
The day I discovered Vida was my awakening. Never again will I look at a normal ass and think “Well jeez, this is as good as it gets!” I will shun every man, woman and child until I find a girl with an ass like Vida’s. Then, oh the ass rapings and pony rides will be had.
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