Tiger Woods reportedly paid his main whore, Rachel Uchitel 10 million dollars (US not Paso’s) to prevent her from going through with a tell all press conference.  Rachel Uchitel is the smartest whore alive, because unlike all those other budget sluts that Tiger Woods’ was sticking his putter in, Rachel Uchitel had the good sense to get 10 million dollars in hush money, instead of telling some random tabloid what a home wrecking whore she is for bread crumbs. The celebrity secrets killer, TMZ reports:

But our sources — and they are good — tell TMZ Tiger was so concerned with the depth and detail of information from Alleged Mistress #1 that they folded like a cheap suit, and offered the huge $10 million sum in return for an ironclad confidentiality agreement.
TMZ has learned the actual settlement could fluctuate $1 million either way, depending on future circumstances. But the baseline is $10 mil.
Compare Rachel’s settlement with what other A.M’s received, if they got anything at all. We’re told several mistresses got several hundred thousand dollars, and others got nothing. That speaks volumes about how much Rachel knows.

What the fuck did Tiger Woods do with this chick? Paying 10 million dollars to get some whore to shut the fuck up must mean that whatever she knows must be damn crazy.  I mean his other whores have already exposed some pretty dirty/deviant secrets, like Tiger Woods’ obsession with sticking his putter in the back door so what kind of deviant shit was Tiger Woods doing with Rachel Uchitel? God damn if I was a rich as Tiger Woods I sure as hell be fucking mint ass chicks, none of these beat, used up, weathered, catcher’s mitt looking bitches, seriously an old Louis Vuitton starter kit purse looks better than this Rachel Uchitel women; on the other hand imagine how many mint ass hookers 10 million dollars and all that lost money from dropped endorsement deals could buy? Make sign confidentiality contract, Fuck, pay, see ya later hoe…Tiger Woods is a dumbass and so is Jesse James, but Jesse James is just another league of deviant with zero standards and seeing the bitches Tiger Woods’ has gotten with, Jesse James has got some major issues that are probably too big to ever work out.

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