The True Blood Chicks Are Sexual Deviants

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At the People’s Choice Awards, Vampire movies and television shows pretty much cleaned up. Vamps are all the rage right now – but let’s face it, they are always on the radar. Underworld? The Lost Boys? Interview with a Vampire? … must I go on? I’m thankful for these fads for one reason only – the incredibly hot women that are usually associated with them. True Blood on HBO has a great lineup of chicks in their show. If you’re not a fan of vampires let me clue you in on something – you see pretty much all of these women naked, banging some creature of the night. So tune in, why don’t ya?

Sookie Stackhouse – Anna Paquin

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Sookie is the main character of True Blood – a telepathic waitress who decides she really wants to get on top of a 100+ year old man. From about 6 episodes into the first season, there are a million times where you can see: 1.) Sookie’s boobs 2.) Sookie having sex and 3.) Sookie’s butt. Watching True Blood is a win/win situation, really. I’m not a huge fan of Anna Paquin but she is definitely worth watching in True Blood.

Jessica Hamby – Deborah Ann Woll

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Jessica is Vampire Bill’s child. Not in the literal human sense, but Bill is her maker. He had to turn her in punishment for killing some embezzling vamp who was trying to killinate Sookie. Jessica is one of the best parts of the show in season 2. She is smokin’ hot redhead who seems pretty innocent… until she goes crazy and rips the throat out of some people after she has sex with them. Awwwww. Baby vampires are cute.

Queen Sophie Anne Leclerq – Evan Rachel Wood

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Sophie hasn’t been in the series long, but I have a feeling this big-toothed vampire chick will make a big splash in season 3. Evan Rachel Wood is hot but Sophie Anne is hotter… mainly because one of the first times you see her, she is sucking the blood of a blonde chick’s groin. I rest my case.

Amy Burley – Lizzy Caplan

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Although Amy was only in the series for a brief amount of time, she was a show stopper. What do I mean by that? Oh, well she get super high and banged Jason Stackhouse for like 4 episodes straight. I’m not sure if I can think of what Lizzy Caplan looks like WITH clothes…

Tara Thornton – Rutina Wesley

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I’m usually not a fan of deep south girls, but Tara has a cocky mean streak in her that just melts my heart. In a scared-shitless kind of way. This girl is built, has a great attitude and (you guessed it) you get to see her have sex. With a shapeshifter. … Neat!

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