Matthew Fox is kind of a tool, so I usually avoid watching Lost at all costs. But since it’s the final season of the show, I’m getting weepy. No, maybe I didn’t watch it, per se. But I always knew there were hot girls running around on an island. It was always there. It was a rock. Now it’s going to float away into the ether. And don’t tell me, when the final episode rolls around, that you enjoyed it. You didn’t. Friends? Prison Break? Seinfeld? Buffy? Yeah you definitely felt sad, alone and disappointed after those series finale. So let’s focus on hot chicks with goodies to avoid depression.

Evangeline Lilly – Kate Austen

Evangeline Lilly is hot enough without putting her, scantily clad, on and island for a few years. Especially near sex perv waiting-to-be Matthew Fox. And that big guy with the hair. Lost is pretty much her big break, aside from being in a million different small roles in Smallville. But you have to give her nerd cred for her roles.

Maggie Grace – Shannon Rutherford

I love Maggie Grace. Not only because she has the sweet schoolgirl face, but also because she was in Taken this past year with Liam Neeson. Liam is the bomb. Maggie played some innocent “I’m going to travel to Europe and totally not get abducted and be forced into the human trafficking trade!” high school girl. Liam ended up killing a-holes and taking names, all to save sweet Maggie Grace. A+ in my movie review book.

Yunjim Kim – Sun Kwon

Okay, first of all, her Lost name is ridiculous. Sun Kwon? Try a little harder to not be so stereotypical, Hollywood. Yes, she is Asian, but don’t give her a stupid name like that. Yunjim Kim (or Kim Yunjim to us Westerners) is not in nearly enough shows and films. I can’t enough of her! Hopefully after Lost she can dedicate herself to something really entertaining. Like fetish porn.

Emilie de Ravin – Claire Littleton

There you go! Claire Littleton! I’m glad the creators of the show didn’t try to name Emilie’s character Mademoiselle Baguette de Moustache or something. I actually think I like the Lost version of Emilie, rather when she is all dolled up. I like the wet hair natural look on some girls. Plus she sort of reminds me a blonde Zooey Deschanel on the left. (Who is, in case you didn’t know, my future wife.)

Elizabeth Mitchell – Juliet Burke

Elizabeth is hot.. if you like the “nasty older woman” kind of look. I know she isn’t old, but she needs to stop wearing that “I f’n hate you” look on her face. All of the time. Sunshine, moisturizer and a little song in your heart would do you some good, Eliza. Plus some nude photos never hurt to win over fans.

Michelle Rodriguez – Ana Lucia Cortez

With Elizabeth, looking mean made her look ugly. With Michelle, on the other hand… when she looks angry, she looks delicious. I always think that in real life she is a murderess or something, but she’s just good at looking like a bad girl. Which is a plus in the boner department.

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