The Hills Cancelled Audrina Patridge Boobs Going Off Air

Sunday, August 1st, 2010 | No Comments

The fluke that made the likes of Audrina Patridge, Lauren Conrad, Heidi Shit Face Montag ‘famous’ will soon be another piece of trash in the reality show landfill. The Hills is being cancelled after this season, which is a brilliant decisions because the Hills is a show that is so fuckin ridiculous I don’t understand how anyone can sit through that shit and not want to blast themselves; seriously its one of those shows where you feel more retarded after being exposed to it (and the last thing we need in this world is more severely stupid chicks who aspire to be like plastic surgery gone wrong Barbie). Since the bread and butter for Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag will be no more after this season I wonder how Frankinburger face (Heidi) is going to support her nasty plastic surgery habit? I say give it a couple months and she’ll be selling all her shit on ebay part-time, while stripping for nasty old European men full-time. Audrina Patridge on the other hand will have no problem making ends meet, because well look at her awesome tits, that investment is gonna pay some serious dividends. It’s all about making smart surgical investments.