Kate Beckinsale, you have inspired me to fuck all responsibility in my life and drink my liver into a bloody, jaundicey pulp as long as it means I get the chance to be with you. Nothing else matters when I see you dressed in your cute, yet skanky, outfits for Absolut Vodka.
I dig the bright colors, the crazy hair, the amazing body and the face so hot I want to strap it to the floor and have my way with it until I can no longer function because of the severe dehydration I’ll be suffering.
These pictures have given me enough compiled evidence in my “Kate Beckinsale Stalker Files” to prove that this British hottie is indeed the most amazing woman on the planet. I’m willing to bet $20 and my first born child that she has never had as much as one blemish on her beautiful face (semen doesn’t count).
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