So the backstage area of a Victoria’s Secret fashion show might seem to be all perky tits and tight asses, but there is something sinister going on in this group of photos. Marisa Miller is strutting her breasticles around in a million-dollar diamond VS bra and everything seems normal. Except for … what the hell is this creeper doing???
He shows up in most of these backstage photos and my best guess at wtf is going on is this: he and the other members of his creepy baby-faced gang are planning a hostile takeover of this show in order to divest Marisa of her bounty-filled diamond bra. Then we would sell the bra for traveling money and bring Marisa along as our unwilling, but completely violated, sex slave.
…Did I say “we”? I meant “they.” THEY are going to dress Marisa up as my high school girlfriend Gretchen Barker and make her say that she still loves me while I pound her. They.
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