If you haven’t overdosed on pictures of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in Miami, here’s for the booty lovin’ fellas… or bi-ladies. I dunno, I love me some nice perky booty, not the ‘junk in the trunk’ types but subtle smooth round asses. Makes me want to sink my teeth in em’.

The very sexy Victoria’s Secret models had their annual lingerie fashion show at the Fountainbleau Resort in Miami Sunday full of beautiful babes and flawless lingerie. Among over 30 models and 68 different outfits, we were blessed with the sights of Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Selita Ebanks, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller, Angela Linvall, Karolina Kurkova, Ana Beatriz Barros, Noemie Lenior, Candice Swanepoel and many more perky tits and tight asses.

The Fashion Show will be aired on TV December 3rd at 10/9c on CBS but I’m sure we’ll have the video up on the site before then. Gotta love the internets. It’s like magic.

What else is there to say about these Victoria’s Secret models in bikinis showing off their disgustingly awesome bodies in bikinis bikinis bikinis? The only thing I can say is; holy bikini asses they are hot.

I hope you all woke up this morning upset at the fact that you have to get up tomorrow morning, earlier than the ass crack of dawn to the freezing fall weather to stare at a boss who smells of rotting fish, until you saw this awesomely awesome post. Everything is going to be ok. Just look at these fine pieces of ass. I’m prescribing your Sunday meds.

Holy Crap, I don’t know much more of these hot bitches I can take. First the lingerie fittings and then the bikini photo shoot and now with just a tiny bit of their mid drift showing, it’s still turning on. I have blue clit, get it? Like blue balls but for a chick? Whatever, these bitches better make house calls soon, I’ll even cyber with them, I don’t care.

Damn, and I thought the bikini pictures were hot, we’ve got all the Victoria’s Secret models in a VS store in Miami about 500 miles from where I live. I’m such an idiot, I moved away from Miami one year too early.

I see they added Namibian model Behati Prinsloo along with the rest of the beautiful VS babes Marisa Miller, Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, Miranda Kerr, Selita Ebanks, Heidi Klum, Doutzen Kroes, Alessandra Ambrosio. Now that’s an orgy I’d kick Grandma’s in the face for.

Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, Marisa Miller, and Alessandra Ambrosio came together to wish us a happy Friday showing off some seriously needed skin. I lie. Actually the lovely ladies are in their stunning bikinis for a Victoria’s Secret Swimwear photo shoot in Miami. But my Friday just got healthier.

Now that the election is over and we elected a new US president, we can direct our focus on more important things like the Victoria’s Secret Holiday Fashion Show. Nothing like Miranda Kerr, Heidi Klum, and Marisa Miller in sexy over the top lacy lingerie. Thank the holy heavens for fine bitches like these.