Does Victoria Beckham ever smile? Because every time I see her (in photographs) she looks like she’s mad at the world, she has that fuck the world look, all mean and hard, kinda kinky. In my opinion, Victoria Beckham should be shits and giggles all day long because she’s got it better than 100% of the population. Not only is Victoria Beckham and her currently gimp but still superstar husband, David Beckham most likely richer then the Queen of England but she’s skinny, so she has the two, or three if you count David Beckham things that every bitch in the world wants. Take these recent photos of her at the airport, Victoria Beckham has covered herself up from head to toe and looks absolutely miserable, just looking at her makes me want to start abusing anti-depressants. Come on Victoria Beckham cheer the fuck up, honestly if you smile people won’t think you’re weak because of it, I promise (just a warning though, my promises don’t mean shit).
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What Happened To Posh’s Tits?
She used to have some pretty big sweater meat but these days she’s got some tiny titties. Did she have her implants removed? She was seen out and about yesterday wearing a strapless bra to prevent seeing through her shirt but now that her tits are so small, what’s the point anyway? Her front is practically as flat as her back.
Victoria Beckham still has Crazy Huge Tits
The ever-so-busty Victoria Beckham shows off her big round tits in a tight red dress while in Italy with her husband David Beckham posing for the paparazzi. I honestly don’t get the obsession for these two British plastic parasitic people. I mean she’s an ex-pop star and he’s a soccer player who is married to the fakest mutant in Hollywood. Actually Shauna Sand beats her but still, I see nothing interesting in Victoria. Nothing at all. Oh hey, nice boobs.
Victoria Beckham is a Sexy Man
Victoria Beckham is in her skivvies for the new Armani lingerie ad campaign in all her boyish glory. I don’t find her hot at all, not even a little bit. Not even if she was the last chi-nevermind, I’m full of shit. The way I figure it, if you like boys with tits you’ll find her irresistible. David Beckham must have difficulties mating with such a mutant. Good thing for modern science and breast implants!
Victoria Beckham a Sexy Boy in Harper’s Bazaar
If you like little boys with big fake tits or manly fairy pixies then this post if for you, a little Victoria Beckham for this fine Sunday morning. She’s so unattractive with her leathery skin and bad hair cut. Her husband must have a sinful sexual appetite for young boys because she looks like 16 year old teenager name Tom. Her sons must be so confused.
Victoria Beckham’s Elf Tits
Ex Spice girl, Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham took her new short haircut and large fake tits out in a sexy white dress. Her new style makes her look like a nymph-like elf that crawled out of the forest for some human sexy time. I personally am not impressed with elves but a little guzzle from the ol’ vodka bottle and shit, I’d hit it. I’d hit story book style. Don’t blame me for my cheestastic one liners, it’s morning time and I haven’t yet digested my Mexican dinner from last night.









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