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Katy Perry is My Favorite Person Ever

Friday, December 11th, 2009 | No Comments

katyperryI can’t really get over how awesome Katy Perry is. She is hot, talented, crazy, hot, an owner of big boobs, and hot. She is so awesome even my stupid ass girlfriend fingerbangs to her. I would give her every award in the music industry just because.

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And on top of everything else, she is hot. (Oh, did I mention that?) Kitty Purry took a Twitpic of herself topless in a Santa hat in honor of the holla dayz. I knew I was a Christian for a reason. YAY CHRISTMAS.

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Sasha Basta Gets All Naked for Maxim

Friday, December 4th, 2009 | No Comments

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The best kind of Maxim is the Greek Maxim – just for its December 2009 issue with the mind blowingly hot Sasha Basta on it. Now I’m not saying that I would ever consider kidnapping… but let’s just say I’ve got my girl-grabbing bag all ready. I hope Sasha doesn’t mind duct tape strapped across her mouth while I defile her body with my pee pee.

I don’t know much about Sasha aside from the fact that I want to put her tit in my mouth. She might sing or model or be the world’s best fellatio-er. But does that really matter? She’s fuckin’ hot and there are pictures of her naked.  OPA!

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Chicago Bull’s Joakim Noah’s Girlfriend in Topless

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 | No Comments

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I don’t watch basketball or care who Joakim Noah is but he’s one ugly motha fucka with a hot topless slut draped around him as they skinny dip in the ocean. That chick has some tasty round titties I want to suckle. Happy Saturday.

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Celebs Topless On The Beach

Monday, May 11th, 2009 | No Comments

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NUTS presents a bunch of hot Celebrities topless on the beach from the sexy Kelly Brook to the not so sexy Uma Thurman. She’s got big saggy tits. From itty bitty titties like Natalie Portman to Katie Price (Jordan)’s huge orangey implants that defy gravity. Happy Monday.

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Singer Cassie Leaked Topless Pictures

Friday, May 8th, 2009 | 2 Comments

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I don’t have a clue as to who this Cassie chick is but she’s fucking hot and I’m loving her little pierced titties. Apparently someone hijacked these topless photos from her computer.

From Her Twitter: IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER…THAT’S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.

Oh well, but she’s way too fine not to show us a taste of her yummy body. UPDATE-I found the mother load of all leaked pictures, a close up pierced vagina shot of this Cassie chick spreading legs wider than any other celeb. I am now waiting for a sex tape.

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