Oh Hollywood starlets… how do you do the voodoo that you do? Wait, I know how! You all have extremely mouthwatering, perky tits on your chests. If anyone wants to get my attention all they need to do is shove some tits in my face and I’m theirs! I would ignore a kitten staked to the ground that was fully engulfed in fire if I had a good pair of knockers to ogle.
Scarlett Johansson
Scarbear wins this competition hands down – or tits out! There is nothing more I want for Christmas than to give her sweater puppies a pet. If it wasn’t for this damned restraining order!!! Fact: Ryan Reynolds is the luckiest man alive.
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Kim Kardashian
This post wouldn’t be complete without a tit-tastic shout out to the attention monger, Kim Kardashian. I feel kind of bad for her monster sister and then the other one… but hell who cares. We weren’t all created equal. Kim’s chest mountains confirm the hell outta that.
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Salma Hayek
Cougars are definitely not exempt from this list. Salma Hayek may still have one of the best racks to date. During an interview she once said that she blessed her tits with holy water when she was younger. YOU HEAR THAT LADIES? There is officially no excuse for you to be flat if God is just hanging out tits like candy.
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