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Tila Tequila Teases Her Fans

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 | 1 Comment

Tila Tequila

I know I’m a fan of her body, if she would just shut up long enough I might be a fan of her too. Here’s a video that Tila posted yesterday of herself talking and singing and wearing naughty little outfits for the camera. Looks like someone on the D-list needs some attention. The video is over an hour and a half long, if you can stand her for that long have at it, or you can just do like me and skip through to the good parts.

Sluts for Labor Day

Friday, September 4th, 2009 | 1 Comment

Tila Tequila's Slutty cleavage

Yesterday I talked about Rihanna’s Cleavage which has it’s good side but I think she’s missing the whole slut appeal in which I truely feel is the next slogan for Me and Isis. Here is a place to fantasm on celebrity pussy and wish one day we could eventually seek our teeth in, and in all honesty, I don’t think we’ll ever get to see Rihanna’s cat hair anytime soon. Tila Tequila on the other hand, we’ve seen plenty of and I’m ready to see more. I mean, Tila got too replace a half-assed model to shoot a video for Playboy. I wouldn’t be surprised if we get to see this ass on Brazzers in the next few months.

I’ve been wanting to get Asian mouth since I’ve been a kid, where do all these Asian hookers chill at? Hook me up!

Now onto your labor day links:

The Girl from The Devil’s Tomb Gets Topless In HD Scene – Nudography

Helena Christensen Shows Her Solid Nipples and Ass – Celeb Punani

Michelle Pfeiffer’s Hot Sister Dedee Convinced To Do Playboy, Here are the Pics – NSFW POA

Natasha Hamilton Upskirt Shots At Gay Parade – Glamzilla

Jailbait: Miley Cyrus Ass-Sex Pics Leaked – Celeb Jihad

Your New Favorite Bartenders: The Hottest of Florida - on 205th

Hot Topless Teens Scroll Down the Beach – Celebrity Honeys

In Case You Missed Them: Hot Peta Todd Nude Pics – 2 Damn Hot

Half-naked pics of Dollhouse Actress Eliza Dushku – Movie Blog

Sasha Grey In Something Else but Porn For Once (don’t hate) – Caveman Circus

Hannah Hilton Flashes Us In Public – Silent Pix

All You Need To See About Butterface Chicks, A Gallery – Dirty Rotten Whore

UCF Latex Model Ally Rivera’s Got Some Pics to Show You – Busted Coverage

The Bill Paxton Pinball Machine, would you hit it? – Celebrity Odor

Mia Michelle Shows Some Skin, Lot’s of It – F-Listed

This Shit Will Freak You Out… Well Not Really – Time Killer

Sexy Teen At The Pool, Without Her Bikini – Girls of Desire

Tila Tequila’s Nipple Slip Live Ustream Video

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009 | 1 Comment

Tila Tequila rubs her body with creamy white lotion while grinding to some hip hop song because Daddy never gave her attention as a child so she craves it by strangers and the internet. She slips her nipple at the 1:21 mark then freaks out about it as if we’ve never seen her silicone wonky tits before. Today’s my birthday. Happy Birthday to me I’m even closer to 30 and I may drink the Kool aid tonight.

Tila Tequila Wears Nothing to Feel Relevant

Friday, June 19th, 2009 | 1 Comment

Tila Tequila media whore

Tila Tequila needs attention so she decided to get some from the paparazzi and internet blogs like this one and pretty much left her clothes at home where they should remain. Untouched.

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Tila Tequila Frolicking in a Bikini

Saturday, June 6th, 2009 | No Comments

Tila Tequila Frolick Bikini Beach

Tila Tequila is in need of some attention to deflect the pregnancy rumors so she posted a few of her bikini pictures jumping around and jet skiing like a retard. Let’s hope Tila isn’t pregnant, we don’t need anymore rats in this country.

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Whores of the Day

Thursday, June 4th, 2009 | No Comments

Busty babe teen BrittanyTila Tequila in a bikini

Busty Teen Babe @DRW and Tila Tequila’s Bikini Cry @Stepfather

Nude celebrities in photos @Famousblow

You ever saw Catherine Bell naked? @MovieBlog

Leighton Meester looking delicious in InStyle @Glamzilla

Carla Salgueiro in sexy lingerie @on205th

Liv Tyler topless outside of her her house @Honey’s

Lauren Pope and friends topless @CelebPunani

Katie Price is a fugly bitch in a bikini @LaxTime

Natural waxed brunettes @Funtasticus

Shauna Sand whoring her cleavage around kids @CelebrityOdor

Nude sexy brunette taking selfshots @2DamnHot

Aria Giovanni can be my poolside every day @GirlsofDesire

Funny mastercard parody @KickAssMovies

Fantastic young German couple @Whoredom

Leaked real amateur honeymoon sex tape @LinkHumper

Latinas suck dicks like champs @TimeKiller

Nuts about butts @Magamba

Jessica Biel looking very leggy @NS4W

Nice view of Leona Lewis @BoobieBlog

Tila Tequila Hot.Wet. and Naked.

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 | 3 Comments

Tila Tequila Nude Pool

Tila Tequila’s claim to fame is having the most ‘friends’ on social networking site MySpace, and when that didn’t work she turned to nude modeling. So here is a hot wet photoshoot of Tila showing her fake titties in a pool. Enjoy the topless pictures. Now you have herpes.

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Tila Tequila Needs Attention

Saturday, April 4th, 2009 | No Comments

Tila Tequila flashed underwear

Asian skank Tila Tequila wore just a coat over her undergarments and flashed the paparazzi to get the attention she lacked growing up. This is another swamp rat I want nothing to do with, she’s as tainted as Parisite Hilton’s clit.

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Tila Tequila Has Nipples

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 | No Comments

Tila Tequila Nipples

Media whore bag Tila Tequila went out shopping for more whore clothing while her nipples are poking through her thin white t-shirt and her ass is hanging out her daisy duke short shorts. What a filthy whore, a filthy whore I would love to bang. Joking, I don’t want Hep C or any itchy painful rash on my junk.

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Tila Tequila because She’s a Skank

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 | No Comments

Tila skank

I haven’t posted much lately of our favorite Asian skank-ho Tila Tequila, although scientists say you can’t contract STD’s over the internets but it’s better to be safe than sorry or itchy or burning when you pee. That’ll ruin your day.

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Tila Tequila Is No Lesbian, Stop Trying

Saturday, October 25th, 2008 | No Comments

tila tequila slut

Tila Tequila was out on Las Vegas promoting the grand opening of Taco and Tequila, assuming she was hungry from whoring out all night. We all know the bi-sexual thing is all an act she does for attention and reality show ratings. She’s no bi chick, trust me I know a bi chicks when I see em’. Tila is a classic case of the attention whore syndrome, maybe just the whore part.

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Tila Tequila gets Inked

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 | No Comments

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Rodent-like Tila Tequila with her big fake cleavage shows off her regrettable tattoos in Inked magazine. They must have been desperate to pick Tila as their cover model because her tattoos are dumb and she kinda resembles a squirrel. I’m not trying to be mean, or as the wiggers say “hatin” but take a good look at her, she’s a damn squirrel.

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