
Kelly Brook is on Britain’s version of Dancing With the Stars… and it makes me sad that I’m not an English person with very bad teeth. Those lucky Brits, what with their tea, scones and Kelly Brook on the TV. Not to mention the show’s title has the word “come” in it and I do not think that is a coincidence. I’m very annoyed that she isn’t shoving her ass and crotch in America’s face and I ultimately regret the Revolutionary War, just for this reason.

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