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Doutzen Kroes is Really Special

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010 | No Comments

Doutzen Kroes

It’s good that Doutzen Kroes is ridiculously hot, because I’m pretty sure she isn’t able to tie her own shoelaces. But that won’t stop Victoria’s Secret from dressing her up in VSX Sports bras and pants and parading her around in St. Barth’s like Miranda Kerr. I do have to say that she is one of the best VS models since she is sort-of normal looking. She may have 1% body fat, whereas the other models are actually just skeletons in attractive poses.

More pictures of Doutzen here!

Miranda Kerr Wants Attention

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 | 1 Comment

Miranda Kerr

Where is St. Barth’s and why are beautiful people always there? I need to learn how to stalk properly. I obviously need to live in a hut on the beach in St. Barth’s. For example, just recently Miranda Kerr was sporting a tiny, tiny, tiny pink bikini and was showing off her amazing rump on the beach. And where was I? At home, spraying Cheese Whiz into my mouth. No wonder she likes Orlando Bloom more than me.