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Sophie Monk Sizzling in a Bikini

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010 | No Comments

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I’m still not sure what this Sophie Monk chick does for a living, besides getting photographed in random places looking hot and pretending she didn’t call the paparazzi to take pictures of her looking hot while doing absolutely nothing, I suppose staging photo-ops could be considered a ‘job’. Anyways here is Sophie Monk hard at ‘work’ on the beach in a tiny bikini and being the good employee that she is, she of course fulfilled her employment obligations and looked hot while doing nothing. Yes, Sophie Monk looked extremely sexy in her tiny, barely there bikini and her body is bangin, I guess Sophie Monk has been hitting the gym hard. Sophie Monk still has those weird, awkward duck lips though; I really don’t understand why girls get lip injections because last time I checked weird Donald Duck plastic lips that look like a foreign alien object on your face were not sexy. Thin villainous lips are ugly because they make chicks look evil and scandalous but chicks with fucked up lip injections look like ‘special people’ so it’s a toss-up between evil thin lip bitch or retard duck lip skank. Conclusion, chicks born with thin lips are fucked either way, fail. Anyways just ignore Sophie Monk’s face and focus on her hot body.

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Sophie Monk has Nice Legs and ass

Monday, August 16th, 2010 | No Comments

Damn Sophie Monk has got some killer legs, I don’t want to go off topic or anything, actually this is right on topic but I can just image those babies wrapped around my neck, yaaaaaay baby. I’ve never really found Sophie Monk that attractive, something about her face is kinda off; I think it’s the botched collagen job. However, after seeing these recent photos of Sophie Monk, I have to say WOW Sophie Monk has got some nice ass legs and she really knows how to make her best asset work for her, a little barely there, if you bend over you’ll show everyone all the goods (by god I mean your entire ass and that’s being conservative) black dress does the trick nicely. If Sophie Monk keeps up the good work and continues to wear ultra short dresses to show off those amazing stems I may be able to forget the whole weird face thing and become a Sophie Monk admirer (and No Heidi Montag that offer does not extend to you, you’re face is just too hacked to ignore) Please miss can I have some more?

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Sophie Monk Riding Bike in a Bikini Top

Monday, August 9th, 2010 | No Comments

I’m not sure why, but I’ve recently come across tons of hot pictures of Sophie Monk, for a chick who I’m pretty sure doesn’t, and hasn’t had any kind of paying job for a while, Sophie Monk is sure doing a good job of getting our attention. Sophie Monk is always doing something useless, like aimlessly walking around, doing nothing at the beach, or riding a bike, as she’s doing in these photos, but what sets Sophie Monk apart from other chicks who o these activities, well besides the fact that she’s probably way hotter than any ‘civilian chick’ is that she does these pointless activities in bikini’s and really really short skirts.  Other than having absolutely nothing important to do, Sophie Monk is also kinda nuts, here’s an excerpt from an interview that she did with Australia’s news.com.au:

“I have big boobs which I hate. They are so annoying. I wish they were smaller,” the ex-Goldy girl tells Grazia magazine.

Sophie goes on to say…

“It’s not an attractive look, clothes hang off you. I prefer to have a little bit of curve; that definitely looks better. My legs are long but my body is too short. Then you know what? I look at myself and think, ‘Well it’s got me this far. I can’t look too bad’!”

WHAT! Sophie Monk hates having big boobs??? Those who agree with Sophie Monk….NO ONE! Hey Sophie Monk tell that to all the girls who risk death by going to some unlicensed Mexican plastic surgeon, just so she can have boobs as great as yours….Big Boobs are the shit

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Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures in Ralph Magazine

Monday, August 2nd, 2010 | No Comments

Sophie Monk is taking some time off from her wearing short skirts and wet bikini duties in LA to appear on the cover of the latest issue of Australia’s Ralph magazine. I’m not sure what ‘Ralph’ means in Australia but here in North America ‘Ralph’ means to puke, barf, toss your cookies, throw up, vomit and so on, thus it’s a bit strange to have a half naked Sophie Monk on the cover of Ralph or in my mind puke magazine lol. But despite the interesting magazine name, Sophie Monk has a pretty hot bikini spread in the latest issue of Ralph, she’s in various bikini’s all of which are small and sexy, there’s also a photo of her in a white and wet shirt. I think Sophie Monk is starting to look hot again because her horrible lip injections are starting to wear off and she doesn’t look so much like a duck anymore, seriously I don’t know why chicks get weird shit injected into their faces because they always come out looking like monsters. Anyways enjoy these Sophie Monk bikini pictures.

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Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010 | No Comments

Sophie Monk is apparently an Australian actress, but have any of us seen Sophie Monk in a paid acting gig? Nope, don’t think so. The only things I’ve seen Sophie Monk do, is walk around LA in short skirts or hanging out at the beach or poolside in a bikini. These recent photos of Sophie Monk show her doing the former of those two activities, and luckily for us she’s in a tiny bikini, revealing lots of cleavage and she’s even got some nipple action  going on (it’s still kinda chilly out, isn’t it). Seriously what does Sophie Monk do for money? And if she’s Australian why is she always in the United States? Whatever, who really cares as long as Sophie Monk keeps wearing revealing bikini’s, jumping into pools, then getting out of the water in a wet bikini she can stay in the United States and collect unemployment for as long as she wants.

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Sophie Monk Riding The Waves

Saturday, October 24th, 2009 | No Comments

Here are some sexy shots of Sophie Monk in a bikini out doing a little surfing the other day. Hopefully she’s not riding the crimson tide too because that would just be gross. But then again I’d let her do anything to me, even if she was on the rag. I’m spoiling the sexy, aren’t I? Anyway these are some hot shots of the Australian actress who honed her surfing skills at the beach this week. Good thing the cameras were around to catch these shots! Hot body!

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Sophie Monk’s Pokies Of The Day

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009 | No Comments

It seems that Sophie Monk has been all over the pages of our site lately. Either she looks like a hooker, or her nipple slip on the beach, or even just out on the town exposing her pokies while getting frozen yogurt. Today we’ve spotted her braless while she was out shopping and her nipples were poking through her shirt. She should just be permanently topless with how many times we’ve seen her hooters lately.

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Sophie Monk’s Mysterious Stain

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 | 1 Comment

Sophie Monk has been an active little slut lately. From her awesome nipple slip to her pokey titties but now she’s in this seethrough dress with a mysterious white stain on it. She could be pulling a Monica Lewinsky Dress while she’s in her hooker heels and short black dress. She’s looking a bit like a streetwalker but we like the cheap slutty blondes around here. Nothing wrong with a white stain on your dress while you look like a prostitute.

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Sophie Monk Awesome Nipple Slip

Monday, September 28th, 2009 | 1 Comment

This will make you smile on a dreary Monday. Sophie Monk finally has a nipple slip! Up until now we’ve just seen her hot pokies, but now you can see the entire set of twins. She was taking a dip in the ocean and her teeny bikini unveiled her hot rack as she came up out of the water. Don’t you wish you were there in person? Dayum would that have been a fine site to see.

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Sophie Monk Pokies And Long Legs

Friday, September 25th, 2009 | 4 Comments

This is one babe to look out for. She’s always got something going on whether it’s hot bikini photos, or even totally naked. She was photographed out and about while getting some frozen yogurt and if this is what she wears during the daytime, I wanna know what the little hussy wears when she goes out at night.

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