Hollywood’s most photographed hooker Shauna Sand picks up her cum stained clothes at the dry cleaners dressed like she just left the morning shift at the slithering clam strip club. I’m curious why paparazzi waste their time snapping pictures of her every time she leaves the house. Bitch is gnarlier than a Hep C ridden pole shoved up my ass.

The sand in Shauna Sand’s vagina must be traveling to her brain by now with all the beach exposure. I’m actually surprised she hasn’t baked into a leathery pulp, oh wait, she has.

Yes, Shauna has a sweet little body on her but damn it, I’m sick of looking at this crab’s big ol lips and round bubbly implants. She’s flaunting her orange scaly bikini body all over Miami Beach for paparazzi attention playing with markers and doodling all over each others body parts … dumb asses. I wouldn’t hit it if I got paid too. Maybe. I’d have to think about it.

The Hollywood hooker Shauna Sand is still in a revealing bikini slithering along the beaches of Miami with her giant fake tits and big floppy collagen lips. I’ve got to say, she’s the ugliest celebrity whore I write about on this site. She’s just so damn fake I’m surprised her face and tits don’t just melt in the sun. That would haunt Miamians for the rest of their lives. It would make a pretty cool South Park skit though…

The slithering skank of California brings her leathery skin to Miami Beach for some bacon tits to sizzle under the Miami sun. Shauna Sand brought her stripper shoes to the sand as well, bitch doesn’t leave home without them. If her face wasn’t as busted as it truly is, I’d say look at this babe in a bikini but it’s Shauna Sand so I won’t say that. Thinking about it may give me Hep C or something itchy.

Shauna Sand shows her inner whore at a presentable nightclub dressed like a whore in her platform heels in what it appears to be a sheer loin clothe decided to strip and expose her big fake tits to club goers.

The former Playmate — and Lorenzo Lamas’ ex — hit the dance floor with her trademark Plexiglass platforms and proceeded to grind on a club patron while pulling up her dress and showing off her breasts.

Hot! Actually no, not hot, more like get that leather skinned whore off my table before she gets the clap in my drink.

Here’s a little street walking hooker trash Shauna Sand to whore up your Sunday evening. I mean hot damn she’s insane. Not in a good way either, bitch dresses like this in front of her daughters so she’s basically raising future hookers or maybe strippers. Calling them hookers is a little severe, at least strippers have some what of a hint of integrity. Until you whip out an 8th of coke, that it. Integrity goes out the window.

Queen of the street walkin’ whores glammed it up in a lovely sparkly gown with about a bucket of make-up. Shauna Sand is seriously mental in the brain if she thinks she looks hot. She’s as hot as a steamy toilet full of your roommates vomit.

Shauna Sand is predictable, the whore inside and out of her didn’t even bother to get dressed this year for Halloween. I take it she’s an Oompa Loompa army bikini whore in a thong. Being that it’s Shauna Sand and not maybe Jessica Alba or even Adriana Lima, I’m not excited or impressed. This was expected from this orange slut bag.

Another Oompa Loompa favorite, Shauna Sand has to be one hardcore dedicated attention whore. I mean holy crap this woman needs all eyes on her at all times. She’s got the face of a butchered transvestite but her body is bangin’ for having a couple of kids. Shauna stopped to sign some autographs while dudes drooled all over her big fake tits. What is she even famous for? Walking around Hollywood like a street hooker in lucite heels?