The Skank of the Year is up to her old tricks again. This time she’s flashing her surgical scarred nipples in front of her daughter. She doesn’t exactly seem like mother of the year but even for Shauna Sand, this one is pretty bad. I don’t know which is going to send her kid into therapy more, the fact that she is being surrounded by paparazzi or seeing her mom’s Frankenips hanging out of her skanky shirt.
We’ve got some NSFW clips here of Shauna Sand’s infamous sex tape which is being released soon. Everyone’s favorite skank proves just how skanky she is by showing off her pussy that looks more like ground up chopped beef and her huge fake tits. You can see her as she pours ice cream down her body and puts it on her foreign boyfriend’s dick as she licks it off. Then she attempts to teach him English as he learns the words “crotchless panties”. We can’t make this stuff up! This guy is only going to know cuss words as his second language.
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Everybody’s favorite skank was out at Mr. Chow’s last night looking for some grub when she got out of the car and showed off her skankalicious beaver. It’s a little bit scary and old and looks sort of like a pastrami sandwich so you might not want to stare directly at it. It’s a bit like looking at the sun, you want to look but you can’t look for very long or you’ll go blind. Shauna Sand’s beaver looks like something much more scarier than the spooks that come out on Halloween. Happy Halloween everyone!
The last time we saw Shauna Sand on this site she had a sex tape that she was trying to stop. But this time she’s fully clothed (barely) and she’s got some boobage action going on. It’s not like we haven’t seen this MILF skank’s boobs before, but when she walks out in public looking like a street hooker, it’s hard not to notice her and her implants. And just what every skank needs in her hand, a pack of cigarettes. She is the entire package.
A day after we said how skankalicious she is, we have further proven our point by getting ahold of some pics from the Shauna Sand sex tape. These pics look so staged that they seem like more of a publicity stunt than a real candid sex tape. Shauna contacted TMZ and said:
“Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I’ve made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn’t sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now.”
Yeah okay and so you called TMZ first. Good plan.
UPDATE: We were contacted by her lawyers and had to remove the pictures of her sex tape. Apparently the publicity stunt has backfired on her.
As Shauna Sand took her daughter out to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood for a little family excursion, she was looking more like a stripper than a mom. It’s a good thing her daughter has no idea that her mom’s a skank and the nasty thoughts everyone was probably thinking about her. It seems entirely appropriate that she whipped out her titties to go out with her daughter to pick up some pizzas and pumpkins.
We’ve got yet another battle of the blondes but this time it’s from three very different celebrity backgrounds, from pop wreck to straight up slithering whore from the depths of hell (where the whores spawn from) and a sexy actress who likes to boink married men. Britney Spears was a smokin’ hottie but now a single mother of two with an addiction to Twinkies, Cheetos and Starbucks 200 calorie surprise thunder thigh special. Sienna Miller is a delicious babe with an appetite for home wrecking. Shauna Sand was a playboy playmate now she’s a 20 year old’s play thing and a bitch with no morals. Yes, that’s her daughter with her in the final image below. SCANDAL!
Britney Spears at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in a blinding bikini
Sienna Miller’s tight little body on a boat in Ibiza
Shauna Sand hit Miami Beach with her fake ass tits…man, that poor little daughter of hers is just destined to be a stripper.
Sandy whore Shauna Sand finally said screw it to her bikini top and showed off her big fake gnarly lookin’ titties to the internets while baking on medium high at the beached of Miami. Something’s off with this skank’s nipples.. you see what I’m saying?
Katy Perry’s at concert @BoobieBlog and Shauna Sand nipple slip @DRW
Scarlett Johansson gets her tits squeezed @Famousblow
Miley Cyrus is a whore of the day @Stepfather
A little Heidi Montag Playboy Preview @EpicCarnival
Lindsay Lohan Cocaholic Cleavage @Glamzilla
Belka has taken her puppy for a walk @GirlsofDesire
Heather Graham fucked hard on tape @MovieBlog
Sharing a dick, brilliant! @TimeKiller
Lady GaGa keeps it sexy @CelebrityOdor
Dirt Bike Accident, HAHA @KickAssMovies
Maria Sharapova at the French Open @CelebPunani
Nasty bitches going butt wild @Funtasticus
Teen whore fucks complete stranger for money @LinkHumper
Renee Diaz naked for Penthouse @2DamnHot
Sofia Georgiu is back without her shirt @on205th
Audition for porn @TotallyNSFW
Olivia Wilde shows skin for Maxim Mag @NS4W
Beach whore Shauna Sand unleashes her big fake tits to the people of Miami while cooking her leathery skin for maximum bacon sent. This woman is so fucking gross, she has got to smell of swine.
Sand whore Shauna Sand went to home to the beach (because you know she lives there) with her man slave in a tiny bikini. She must be in heat because she is presenting her ass in the first picture above. As hot as that ass may be, never forget the face it’s attached too.
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