Shauna Sand along with Heidi Montag and Janice Dickinson all had their plastic parts assembled by Hollywood plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan, who recently died in a freak car accident and it’s apparent that Dr. Frank Ryan’s signature procedure was the massive bolt on plastic floatation device tit job. These recent pictures of washed up, stripper chic, plastic heels on the beach MOM, Shauna Sand is an excellent example of why chicks should not get plastic surgery, duck lips, bolt on rock hard tit, baseball mitt leathery skin and who can forget the Playboy bunny tattoo are NOT by any means attractive, unless you’re trying to attract broke sleazy douche bags who are too dumb to know that in 2010 Ed Hardy, steroids and slut girlfriends are socially frown upon. In other words the Jersey Shore look is unacceptable unless you’re a rock eating uncivilized Neanderthal. Shauna Sand scares me, it seems like the lights are never on upstairs because only someone who is seriously deranged would think that it’s not at all inappropriate for a mother to be in stripper/hooker attire year round including the clear plastic stripper heels on the beach.
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Shauna Sand Upskirt In Front Of Her Daughters
I’m surprised she was even wearing panties underneath her skirt. Mother of the Year, Shauna Sand is my favorite skank because she is always flashing something on her surgically enhanced body. This time she gave a peek right up her skirt as she was eating lunch with her daughters in Beverly Hills. I hope she makes some money off her sex tape because her daughters are really gonna need therapy.
Shauna Sand’s Frankenipples
The Skank of the Year is up to her old tricks again. This time she’s flashing her surgical scarred nipples in front of her daughter. She doesn’t exactly seem like mother of the year but even for Shauna Sand, this one is pretty bad. I don’t know which is going to send her kid into therapy more, the fact that she is being surrounded by paparazzi or seeing her mom’s Frankenips hanging out of her skanky shirt.
Exclusive Clips From Shauna Sand’s Sex Tape
We’ve got some NSFW clips here of Shauna Sand’s infamous sex tape which is being released soon. Everyone’s favorite skank proves just how skanky she is by showing off her pussy that looks more like ground up chopped beef and her huge fake tits. You can see her as she pours ice cream down her body and puts it on her foreign boyfriend’s dick as she licks it off. Then she attempts to teach him English as he learns the words “crotchless panties”. We can’t make this stuff up! This guy is only going to know cuss words as his second language.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE LEAKED CLIPS FROM THE SHAUNA SAND SEX TAPE!
Shauna Sand Flashes Her Panties
Everybody’s favorite skank was out at Mr. Chow’s last night looking for some grub when she got out of the car and showed off her skankalicious beaver. It’s a little bit scary and old and looks sort of like a pastrami sandwich so you might not want to stare directly at it. It’s a bit like looking at the sun, you want to look but you can’t look for very long or you’ll go blind. Shauna Sand’s beaver looks like something much more scarier than the spooks that come out on Halloween. Happy Halloween everyone!
Shauna Sand And Her Huge Fake Boobs
The last time we saw Shauna Sand on this site she had a sex tape that she was trying to stop. But this time she’s fully clothed (barely) and she’s got some boobage action going on. It’s not like we haven’t seen this MILF skank’s boobs before, but when she walks out in public looking like a street hooker, it’s hard not to notice her and her implants. And just what every skank needs in her hand, a pack of cigarettes. She is the entire package.
Shauna Sand Sex Tape
A day after we said how skankalicious she is, we have further proven our point by getting ahold of some pics from the Shauna Sand sex tape. These pics look so staged that they seem like more of a publicity stunt than a real candid sex tape. Shauna contacted TMZ and said:
“Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I’ve made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn’t sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now.”
Yeah okay and so you called TMZ first. Good plan.
UPDATE: We were contacted by her lawyers and had to remove the pictures of her sex tape. Apparently the publicity stunt has backfired on her.
Shauna Sand Looking Skankalicious
As Shauna Sand took her daughter out to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood for a little family excursion, she was looking more like a stripper than a mom. It’s a good thing her daughter has no idea that her mom’s a skank and the nasty thoughts everyone was probably thinking about her. It seems entirely appropriate that she whipped out her titties to go out with her daughter to pick up some pizzas and pumpkins.
Celeb Battle Trifecta: Britney Spears, Sienna Miller and Shauna Sand’s Teeny Bikini Candids!
We’ve got yet another battle of the blondes but this time it’s from three very different celebrity backgrounds, from pop wreck to straight up slithering whore from the depths of hell (where the whores spawn from) and a sexy actress who likes to boink married men. Britney Spears was a smokin’ hottie but now a single mother of two with an addiction to Twinkies, Cheetos and Starbucks 200 calorie surprise thunder thigh special. Sienna Miller is a delicious babe with an appetite for home wrecking. Shauna Sand was a playboy playmate now she’s a 20 year old’s play thing and a bitch with no morals. Yes, that’s her daughter with her in the final image below. SCANDAL!
Britney Spears at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in a blinding bikini
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Sienna Miller’s tight little body on a boat in Ibiza
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Shauna Sand hit Miami Beach with her fake ass tits…man, that poor little daughter of hers is just destined to be a stripper.
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Shauna Sand is ALL Titties
Sandy whore Shauna Sand finally said screw it to her bikini top and showed off her big fake gnarly lookin’ titties to the internets while baking on medium high at the beached of Miami. Something’s off with this skank’s nipples.. you see what I’m saying?











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