Newly brunette Scarlett Johansson showed up for the premiere of her shitty romance comedy He’s Just not That into You sporting a new hair color that truly brings out the sexy in her. I’m digging the darker color, blondes are so over rated. I think she should keep the color from now on and I really think she should look me up for a ‘play date’ with my vagina.

I don’t quite get these pictures of Scarlett Johansson from Cosmopolitan magazine but she showed her full on retard in most of them. Some are hot if you are a pervert with a filthy dirty mind like me. I just can’t help it, I was truly supposed to be born a man, with a 10′ penis. Wishful thinking? oh yea.

Ever since Scarlett Johansson got married she’s been doing a lot of sexy photo spreads in magazines, which is weird because when most woman get married they start looking frumpy as if they give up on life. True story, just look at Eva Longoria-Parker as soon as she got married she gained weight and stopped wearing make-up. In other words, frumpy. Just recently she suffered an upskirt moment and revealed her spanx underwear to hide her cottage cheese ass. It’s just sad.

Scarlett Johansson has the best boobs to motorboat, but since that would be illegal because I doubt she would give me consent to do such an awesome thing, I’ll settle with some boring Allure outtakes from the December 2008 issue. I guess. I’d totally prefer the whole motorboat idea but whatever hoarder! Scarlett is hoarding her boobs all to herself and that’s just rude.

Holy Crap! Scarlett Johansson looks bangin’ on the cover of Wizard magazine with her maximum cleavage busting out. I’m a bit confused as to why she’s on the cover of dweeb central magazine but who cares, she’s flippin’ hot.

It’s about damn time Scarlett Johansson’s boobs came out of her honeymoon with new hubby Ryan (ihateyouscarlett) Reynolds. Scarlett’s beautiful natural big’ums came out to attend the Michael J Fox Foundation’s benefit in New York with a hot cleavagey dress.

Just makes you hate Ryan Reynolds a little more because he gets to motorboat those things whenever he wants for the rest of his life but then again, Ryan being the uber hottie he is, I can’t help it but hate Scarlett too. So I lose either way, that’s what I get for being bi.

My god, thank you. This morning I woke up and saw these hot pictures of Scarlett Johansson and first thought that came to my head was sharing these sweet sweet pictures with all of y’all. Hope you like!

P.s. Seems like some dude is trying to grab her breast in one of these pics, what do you think?

The hot Scarlett Johansson poses for the July issue of Cosmopolitan, and when you see a sexy celebrity like Scarlett Johansson posing for this kind of magazine, expect to see some cleavage. Which is exactly what you see here!

It’s been a while since we saw some pics of Scarlett Johansson. Now she recently appeared in the latest issue of GQ magazine. Enjoy!