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Women That Chicks Love

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010 | No Comments

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So apparently I’m not the only one who adores famous women, stalks them online and builds little shrines to them in their honor. Apparently, women do it, too. And there are just certain women who really make chicks get all hot and bothered.

Chicks Love Scarlett Johansson

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When girls aren’t seething with jealousy over Scarlett’s body, they are really wishing that they could hit that. (Aren’t we all!) I think girls can really identify with curves – since they are curvy creatures themselves. The thought of someone with a tight butt rubbing themselves all over Scarlett… well I just can’t handle it. It’s too freakin’ hot.

Sophia Bush Could Get Ladies

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Sophia’s voice is like a siren song for both men and women alike. She is the perfect candidate for straight up lesbianism. Not only does she sound manly and husky (and that would fulfill the butch lesbian requirement), but she would look freaking amazing licking a pair of tits. Just saying.

Jennifer Connelly is a Grade A Lesbian

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Ever since I saw Jennifer in Requiem For a Dream, I believed in a thing called love. I know that J. Connelly has the good for hot lesbian sex because there is a certain scene in said movie where she commits the best lesbianism act ever. For money. Jennifer Connelly performing ass to ass is a life changer – and 95% of women believe it, too.

If I Dress Up Like a Girl, Can I Get Fergie?

Friday, November 13th, 2009 | 4 Comments

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In case you haven’t already heard, Black Eyed Peas hotness Fergie admitted to cheating on her husband Josh Duhamel with other women! This news really excites me because we might get a chance at seeing this hot piece of ass nude with another hot piece of ass nude, that’s 2 hot pieces of ass nude, I have a feeling it’s going to be a good night!

Now who would you like Fergie hooking up with?

Fergie and Scarlett Johansson

Actually thinking about it, damn her face looks like a dude… ugh.

I vote for Scarlett Johansson.

Scarlett Johansson’s Peek A Boo Bra Slip

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009 | 2 Comments

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Scarlett Johansson walked the red carpet at Moet & Chandon’s Tribute to Cinema in Tokyo with her bra hanging out. You can see it in several of these pics as you look right down into her almost non-existent cleavage. ScarJo has always been hot, but she needs a boob job or something to get a bigger rack. I’ve never seen her titties look so small as they do in these pics. I think she should just take off the bra, there’s nothing to hold in there anyway.

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Scarlett Johansson In Rolling Stone

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009 | 1 Comment

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Apparently Scarlett Johansson is putting out an album of duets with this guy Peter Yorn. And she’s promoting them by shooting these sexy pictures for Rolling Stone Magazine. I say fuck the music, just keep putting out these pictures of ScarJo so we can see them. You can never get enough Scarlett Johansson pictures, she’s one of the sexiest bitches out there.

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Scarlett Johansson Hot Photoshoot

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 | 2 Comments

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Scarlett Johansson if the new face for Mango and she poses like a strung up coke head on some vintage couches putting her best “I’ll suck your dick for an 8th of blow” face on. It’s almost like she channels Courtney Love in these pictures, if you like whacked out chicks then this should turn you on.

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Scarlett Johansson in a New Mango Ad

Sunday, May 31st, 2009 | 2 Comments

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Here’s blah-tastic Scarlett Johansson, although a hottie she annoys me with her prude non-nude sex scenes and her stupid non-whore attitude. She married the hottest dude in Hollywood and she still doesn’t show us a little peek of her big natural boobs. I’m so over this chick.

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Scarlett Johansson Moet & Chandon Ad

Friday, April 3rd, 2009 | No Comments

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The curvaceous Scarlett Johansson posed in all photoshop glory for Moet and Chandon campaign ad in boring unflattering dresses. If that champagne wants to sell their over priced beverage they need to put Scarlett in a teeny tiny thong straddling a giant bottle of Moet and Chandon. There you go, that would be the ticket to a hight boost of sales. You can thank me later Moet.

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Scarlett Johansson is Overrated

Sunday, February 15th, 2009 | 2 Comments

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Little Miss Scarlett Johansson, or should I say Mrs? Scarlett is way overrated and I’m tired of her stupid prude pictures. I do think she’s hot but she’s a major tease and I hate being teased. Scarlett keeps her big natural boobs and bangin’ curvaceous figure all to herself, it’s about time that she does a nude pictorial before I start rioting. Don’t test me, I will do it.

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Scarlett Johansson is a Brunette

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 | No Comments

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Newly brunette Scarlett Johansson showed up for the premiere of her shitty romance comedy He’s Just not That into You sporting a new hair color that truly brings out the sexy in her. I’m digging the darker color, blondes are so over rated. I think she should keep the color from now on and I really think she should look me up for a ‘play date’ with my vagina.

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Scarlett Johansson Opens Wide

Sunday, December 14th, 2008 | No Comments

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I don’t quite get these pictures of Scarlett Johansson from Cosmopolitan magazine but she showed her full on retard in most of them. Some are hot if you are a pervert with a filthy dirty mind like me. I just can’t help it, I was truly supposed to be born a man, with a 10′ penis. Wishful thinking? oh yea.

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