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Scarlett-Johansson in the New Iron Man 2 Poster
Monday, April 5th, 2010 | No Comments
Nothing really interesting about Scarlett-Johansson , I don’t have any photos of Scarlett-Johansson’s big boobs or anything cool like that, but as guys we love our Iron Man so here’s a new poster for Iron Man 2 featuring an unfortunately fully dressed Scarlett-Johansson. But what’s even better then the Scarlett-Johansson poster is the actual, or what might be the actual Iron Man 2 poster, how fuckin cool is Iron Man? Answer: Phenomenally fuckin cool, Iron man is the very definition of master pimp, he’s awesome. If you couldn’t already tell, I’m a big Iron Man fan, can’t wait until Iron Man 2 comes out, it’s gonna be sick. I’m not a Scarlett-Johansson fan, I think her acting is shit, she’s monotone and sounds like she’s trying super hard to memorize her lines, I hope the bitch doesn’t ruin Iron Man 2. If it wasn’t Iron Man, I’d let Scarlett-Johansson’s shitty, annoying acting slide. Boobs make me very forgiving, but she better not, for the love of god ruin Iron Man 2 because I will forever hate the bitch if she does and no amount of boob showing can fix ruining the awesomeness that is Iron Man!
Women That Chicks Love
Tuesday, January 12th, 2010 | No Comments
So apparently I’m not the only one who adores famous women, stalks them online and builds little shrines to them in their honor. Apparently, women do it, too. And there are just certain women who really make chicks get all hot and bothered.
Chicks Love Scarlett Johansson
When girls aren’t seething with jealousy over Scarlett’s body, they are really wishing that they could hit that. (Aren’t we all!) I think girls can really identify with curves – since they are curvy creatures themselves. The thought of someone with a tight butt rubbing themselves all over Scarlett… well I just can’t handle it. It’s too freakin’ hot.
Sophia Bush Could Get Ladies
Sophia’s voice is like a siren song for both men and women alike. She is the perfect candidate for straight up lesbianism. Not only does she sound manly and husky (and that would fulfill the butch lesbian requirement), but she would look freaking amazing licking a pair of tits. Just saying.
Jennifer Connelly is a Grade A Lesbian
Ever since I saw Jennifer in Requiem For a Dream, I believed in a thing called love. I know that J. Connelly has the good for hot lesbian sex because there is a certain scene in said movie where she commits the best lesbianism act ever. For money. Jennifer Connelly performing ass to ass is a life changer – and 95% of women believe it, too.
If I Dress Up Like a Girl, Can I Get Fergie?
Friday, November 13th, 2009 | 4 Comments
In case you haven’t already heard, Black Eyed Peas hotness Fergie admitted to cheating on her husband Josh Duhamel with other women! This news really excites me because we might get a chance at seeing this hot piece of ass nude with another hot piece of ass nude, that’s 2 hot pieces of ass nude, I have a feeling it’s going to be a good night!
Now who would you like Fergie hooking up with?
Actually thinking about it, damn her face looks like a dude… ugh.
I vote for Scarlett Johansson.
Scarlett Johansson’s Peek A Boo Bra Slip
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009 | 2 Comments
Scarlett Johansson walked the red carpet at Moet & Chandon’s Tribute to Cinema in Tokyo with her bra hanging out. You can see it in several of these pics as you look right down into her almost non-existent cleavage. ScarJo has always been hot, but she needs a boob job or something to get a bigger rack. I’ve never seen her titties look so small as they do in these pics. I think she should just take off the bra, there’s nothing to hold in there anyway.
Scarlett Johansson In Rolling Stone
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009 | 1 Comment
Apparently Scarlett Johansson is putting out an album of duets with this guy Peter Yorn. And she’s promoting them by shooting these sexy pictures for Rolling Stone Magazine. I say fuck the music, just keep putting out these pictures of ScarJo so we can see them. You can never get enough Scarlett Johansson pictures, she’s one of the sexiest bitches out there.
Scarlett Johansson Hot Photoshoot
Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 | 2 Comments
Scarlett Johansson if the new face for Mango and she poses like a strung up coke head on some vintage couches putting her best “I’ll suck your dick for an 8th of blow” face on. It’s almost like she channels Courtney Love in these pictures, if you like whacked out chicks then this should turn you on.
Scarlett Johansson in a New Mango Ad
Sunday, May 31st, 2009 | 3 Comments
Here’s blah-tastic Scarlett Johansson, although a hottie she annoys me with her prude non-nude sex scenes and her stupid non-whore attitude. She married the hottest dude in Hollywood and she still doesn’t show us a little peek of her big natural boobs. I’m so over this chick.
Scarlett Johansson Moet & Chandon Ad
Friday, April 3rd, 2009 | No Comments
The curvaceous Scarlett Johansson posed in all photoshop glory for Moet and Chandon campaign ad in boring unflattering dresses. If that champagne wants to sell their over priced beverage they need to put Scarlett in a teeny tiny thong straddling a giant bottle of Moet and Chandon. There you go, that would be the ticket to a hight boost of sales. You can thank me later Moet.
Scarlett Johansson is Overrated
Sunday, February 15th, 2009 | 2 Comments
Little Miss Scarlett Johansson, or should I say Mrs? Scarlett is way overrated and I’m tired of her stupid prude pictures. I do think she’s hot but she’s a major tease and I hate being teased. Scarlett keeps her big natural boobs and bangin’ curvaceous figure all to herself, it’s about time that she does a nude pictorial before I start rioting. Don’t test me, I will do it.
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