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Girls Pumping Gas Are Super Hot

Thursday, January 7th, 2010 | No Comments

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Okay so maybe they are super hot girls pumping gas… close enough. But you got to admit that there is something super sexual about these voluptuous chicks sticking a hard nozzle into a dark hole. Yes. I did just sexualize pumping gas. And it’s hot.

Katy Perry Filling Up a Beast

Katy Perry GasThat’s right Katy – you don’t need Russell. You just pump so hard into that beast of yours. If only I was the BP Station and you were that wicked little sports car. But then again, the world doesn’t adhere to my sick gasoline-related fantasies.

Anna Lynn McCord Gives Her Car a Golden Shower

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….of gasoline. Yeah, yeah, I know she is a dirty tease. Hopefully the next time Anna Lynn decides to shower anyone it won’t be with gas. Or if it is, she better be naked and not wearing that stupid scarf. She doesn’t do anything worthwhile as it is, so unless she starts pumping gas naked…

Olivia Wilde Should Be a Gas Attendant

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Olivia Wilde should always hang out at gas stations. I can forgive her for having her hair pulled back into that stupid little bun. Being around gas stations and automobiles really brings out the curve of her butt. Thank God for ridiculously short black dresses.