Judging by Amanda Seyfried’s cute little cleavage, we were meant to be together. I think we’re on the same level. She is hot, but at the same time kind of creepy – just like me! But, she was looking pretty hot at that chick flick Dear John’s premiere. That little piece of see-through material holding her boobs together is pissing me off, though. If nip slips were meant to happen, they should naturally happen. I remain a little disappointed.
Seriously, if she gets any more adorable I’m going to have to blow my own brains out with a sawed off shotgun just so I can cope. This girl is ridiculous. It would be a crime against God and nature if we don’t somehow end up together. She is looking 100% amazing at the premiere of her new movie, When in Rome. Granted, I doubt I’ll go see this romantic comedy P.O.S. (since it’s my belief that romantic comedies are destroying the world). But my heart will still be with dear Kristen, planning for our wedding night 3 years, 6 months and 20 days from now.
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