Kristin Cavallari looked spectacular in a recent Rolling Stone photoshoot. So spectacular, in fact, that I have finalized my plan to woo her. One night in the near future when she is walking towards her darkened Honda Civic in the empty Giant Eagle parking lot on Main street, I’ll jump out of the shadows with choloform and rope and show her just how much I love her. She’ll be fine though, don’t worry. I’ll put her down in a hole in my basement and speak soothingly to her while I rub the lotion into its skin.
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Kristin Cavallari Redefines Freakin’ Hot
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Gemma Atkinson in a Sexy Punk Photoshoot
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Gemma Atkinson, are you trying to to get me to stalk you? Do you really enjoy getting phone calls at 3:45am with me breathing heavily into the receiver while I flog myself over hot pictures of you? DO YOU?
Well you must, if you keep prancing around in your slutty little leather outfits and allow people to take pictures of you. What a whore. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)
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