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2009 Golden Globe Nominations

Friday, January 15th, 2010 | No Comments

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Or at least the ones we care about. The Golden Globes gives me that special shivery feeling… I get to see the stars I obsess over acting as if they are real people! It’s so cute, the way they try. This year looks pretty promising, regarding both actresses that are going to show and movies that were voted on. We’ll see how it turns out, but if I was an actor I would just write in Hayden Panettiere for everything. You heard me.

Emily Blunt – The Young Victoria

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I was so disappointed to find out that this movie was about Queen Victoria, and not Victoria’s Secret. There goes a $3.95 bottle of Lubriderm down the drain. It may have been good, I have no idea, but it’s one of those odd movies that I never hear about or see in theaters but somehow end up being nominated. It’s a mystery to me. Emily Blunt is soooooo fine but unfortunately taken by that goofy John Krasinski. At least that gives me hope. If she would date a dork like him, maybe I stand a chance once they are divorced.

Sandra Bullock – The Blind Side/The Proposal

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Even though The Blind Side is a football movie with a hot chick in it, I had no inclination to go see it. Maybe it’s because it wasn’t shoved down my throat like Avatar was. Oh, I didn’t go see that either. … … That’s right. I forgot. I’m afraid of people and refuse to go out in public. But I can still admire now-Cougarish Sandra Bullock. She is sweet, funny, and dammit Miss Congeniality was a good movie. That’s why I totally went to see The Proposal. And oh my goody-goodiness isn’t Ryan Reynolds just nummy? (You say I’m gay and I’ll punch you in the throat.)

Marion Cotillard – Nine

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It seems everyone and their brother (or at least the entire cast) got nominated for Nine. It’s some movie about a guy and these girls and stuff. It’s supposed to be really deep and sexy. Or something. I don’t know, it’s a musical and anything like that makes me not pay attention. I hope this chick gets the award though, she is a freaking hot foreigner.

Penelope Cruz Has Some Bodacious Cleavage

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 | 3 Comments

If you don’t look above the neck, you can see some hot pictures here. Penelope Cruz was sporting some nice tits in this dress where you can see some nice cleavage. I don’t think Penelope Cruz is very hot with her funny mouth and big ass nose but she certainly has some megaboobs that I’d love to bury my nose in. Just a little more to the left and we could have had a nipple slip.

Penelope Cruz Nipple Action

Monday, September 7th, 2009 | 1 Comment

Penelope Cruz is starring in a new movie called “Los Abrazos Rotas” (Broken Hugs) by Pedro Almodovar and she has a topless scene which is pretty hot even though she’s throwing up in the sink one hardly notices that as you’re staring at her fun bags. They’re small and not nearly as hot as her ass, but she’s definitely got some perky nipples for an old broad. Enjoy!

Penelope Cruz Tittie Compilation to End Tuesdays Posts

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 | No Comments

IT’s going to be a long week, I can feel it. I had a craving for Penelope Cruz today and I stumbled across a nifty compilation of topless movie clips all smashed together with ‘sexy’ music and though it would be a nice treat for all of you. Enjoy the Latina titties.

Penelope Cruz is Topless

Thursday, March 26th, 2009 | No Comments

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Penelope Cruz let her ladies loose for her film Elegy and let some old dude rub his face in them in a love scene. Penelope looks a little rugged in the image above but hey, titties are titties and it’s not everyday that we get to see her full frontal boobies.

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Penelope Cruz because she’s a hot Latina babe

Friday, October 3rd, 2008 | 1 Comment

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I rarely get to post hot pictures of Penelope Cruz but I came across this ad for Mango Jeans and man, she’s flawless. Bummer it’s not a swimsuit catalog or an ad for Peta because they always seem to convince all the Hollywood hotties to go nude. None the less, Penelope makes frumpy over priced tacky clothes, look good.

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Penelope Cruz Sexy Cleavage Bikini Pics!

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 | No Comments

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These are some hot pics of Penelope Cruz, holy fuck. Probably haven’t seen any hotter ones to be honest. Enjoy ALL the photos.

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Penelope Cruz Hot Photoshoot!

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 | No Comments

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We found these pics of Penelope Cruz and I’m pretty sure they are kind of old (damn, Joe, shouldve checked before!). Enjoy!

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Penelope Cruz, hottest milf.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 | No Comments

Who thinks like me? Penelope Cruz has the cute height, the good size breasts, the long hair, and that sexy latino accent. Gah damn, it’s all you need!

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Penelope Cruz Hot Bikini Pics!

Friday, October 12th, 2007 | No Comments

Yes, again, I love this girl! I only have two posts of her in a bikini but every time I post them it’s worth it. Hope you like these sexy pics! Enjoy!

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