It’s like when Paris Hilton is feeling a little lonely and craves a bit of attention from the media, the bitch straps on a push-up bra and smiles. Maybe it’s working because I’m writing yet another update about her cleavage. What can I say, I’m flawed. Boobs are my weakness.

Although Paris has been looking pretty haggard lately as if she’s been up late riding the ol’ random guy meat stick now that she’s newly single. Then again, I don’t think being with that twin Madden douche really stopped her from hanging around strange cock.

I cannot believe I’m about to say this but holy shit Paris Hilton looks flippin’ bangin’. It’s most definitely because of my love and obsession for latex outfits. I’ve had a few beers and then to stumble upon these awesome pictures of Paris opening for the Pussycat Dolls Lounge in a skin tight latex dress makes me want to lick the monitor. She looks hot, her body looks flawless and I’ll regret this post later.

A Paris Hilton nip slip isn’t very special since you can simply Google her name and her small tits pop up but her punani will too. I’m surprised that Good Charlotte douche Benji Madden is still tapping that flat white girl ass of hers, no doubt she’s probably a good screw but damn, she’s definitely got her ugly days. Like in these pictures.

Looks like Paris Hilton duct taped her A cups to look like C cups or maybe she finally bought a nice push-up bra. I don’t understand why she wouldn’t just wear a push-up bra at all times, I mean, it’s hot.

You see, I don’t have that problem, I’m well endowed but if I had pancake tits like Paris I’d practically sleep in a push-up bra. Might as well get it surgically attached to my body if I had a chest like hers. Granted she could fit into a XXX teeny tight shirt but you can’t go wrong with some nice plump warm boobs to rest your head on after a long day at work.

Ultimate attention whore Paris Hilton wants you to vote for her for fake president. This fake President crap started when US Republican nominee John McCain ran an ad comparing the Democratic nominee Barack Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears’ celebrity status.

Ever since then, Paris has started a whack ass attempt to be funny and look smart at the same time with bogus political ads. Paris may not be smart or funny but in the right lighting with the right make-up artists, she can look really bangin’ hot.

I’m the first person that can say Paris Hilton in the skankiest skank that has ever slithered out of the gutters of Hollywood but holy tight vinyl pants, she looks hot in her hooker boots and black outfit. I have a weakness for vinyl, it’s upsetting that this Parasite looks so good in my vinyl leather, it’s just not fair. Proving her slutty ways, she actually cops a feel during her red carpet strut. Always a classy one that Paris is…

Were finally coming to the point where Paris Hilton’s cleavage doesn’t bother us that much. She’s looking real good now.

Never thought I’d actually consider Paris Hilton REALLY hot one day, but hey. That’s a cute bikini she got there ;) Plus, she’s topless in one of the images.

As soon as I saw these pictures I was thought to myself if Paris Hilton would ever quit on trying to be something she isn’t…and by that I mean… actually, I don’t even know what I mean, you figure it out.

Well, it was almost a nip slip from Paris Hilton… even wasted she’s was still conscience of the deficiency of her dress. Too bad she didn’t know that tape would’ve made it’s way on the internet…