Parasite Hilton dressed like a futuristic whore for the new season of her BFF show that only aspiring whores would watch. Granted Paris has a great body but it’s still Paris, so no thank you.

Paris Hilton took her Herpes infested ass to Hawaii with her new semen donor boyfriend while wearing a really skimpy bikini proving that all that mess above her shoulders, you know… her face, doesn’t matter. I hate to say this but her body is looking good in these pictures.

Paris Hilton must have stuffed that magic bra with four rolls of toilet paper to get her little titties up that high, we’ve all seen her tits and their about an A-cup away from resembling a bug bite. Nonetheless, money well spent on a bra that makes her body look this bangin’. Her face still needs work, lots of work.

Parisite Hiltron slithered down the red carpet of the 51st Annual 2009 Grammy Awards for some reason because bitch is irrelevant in these sort of shows. There she was skinnier than usual with her orangey spray tanned body wearing a slutty dress she took from one of her chihuahuas. She actually doesn’t look that bad but it’s Paris Hilton and I will never admit she’s babe.

Happy Friday nipples, Paris Hilton’s nipples went out for a nipple walk in Hollywood without a bra again so that her nipples could enjoy the nice crisp nipply air, nipples. Paris made a funny, she said her valley girl image is all an ‘act’. Yeah, an act… nice try Paris.

“For five seasons [The Simple Life] I was stuck doing this character,” she says. “It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it’s not who I am.” She adds, “I just say jokes but they think I’m serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it’s just entertainment.”

If that’s an act, then she’s a very talented actress. More talented than all the actresses in Hollywood, I might as well throw in that’s she’s an amazing singer/song writer with a beautiful sense of fashion and a face angels from heaven above would die for. Especially her wonky eye, simply flawless. Paris, you’re stupid and you suck at life.

In an effort to feel relevant, Paris Hilton left her bra at home while wearing a light tank top so that celeb sites across the web can post something about her. I guess she’s a genius because it worked. I am posting about this parasite not wearing a bra. She swindled me, I feel used.

Paris Hilton’s perky tits went shopping in Australia showing off a little chest and trying on revealing sun dresses. In one picture it almost looks as if she was about to experience a nipple slip but those things are so damn small not even a Hurrican with 60 MPH wind would move her tits. Perhaps her weave would flop off but that’s about it. I’d hit it after I gulp a handful of Quaalude’s with a bottle of Gin.

The biggest Hollywood dip shit Paris Hilton was out wearing her special push-up bra whoring up red carpet events with her awesome cleavage and skimpy outfits when her place got robbed. PWNED?

According to detectives, a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and gloves forced entry through the front door, ransacked her bedroom and took an undisclosed amount of property and then left the scene,” said French, of the Los Angeles Police Department

Is that what people call karma? or was it bad luck? What ever the case may be, I’m sure Paris isn’t too stressed about it, her rich Mommy and Daddy will always be there to hand her wads of cash down her panties. Nice tits though.