Who the fuck is that ugly person? Pamela Anderson needs to change her diest or something because she’s starting look like a mutant whore rather than the busty Bay Watch babe we all know and love. Also, I’ve probably seen her tits about 100 times like most people and it never looked like this before. For fuck sake Pam, change your lifestyle.

Why anyone would have Pamela Anderson walk the runway is beyond me but her tit needed some attention so lefty made it’s appearance as the crowd laughed at her. Seriously look at the pictures, the crowd was laughing at her tittie. So sad.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again until it actually happens, Pamela Anderson needs to throw in the bathing suit and retire her saggy ass once and for all. People don’t need to see this kind of shit. There’s tons on ripe young models that can wear and flaunt it better. Give up Pam, just give up.

Pamela Anderson slipped on her smallest bikini and wondered around the beach with some dude. Not only are her giant tits popping out but her ass crack made an appearance. This sandy bitch is starting to lose her milf status and is headed to the same territory that Madonna is slithering in. What the hell is going on in Hollywood? I don’t know but I’m scared.

Look at the way Pamela Anderson pumps her gas, that looks insanely uncomfortable, especially the fact that she wears high boots and tank top with no pants. That outfit make no sense, not even to a street walking leper with no legs. We shall now deem her Pam no pants. Catchy huh?

Pam no pants is gonna blow herself to bits if she continues to pump gas in the most idiotic way possible. She’s making woman look retarded. I don’t pump gas like that, I use my vagina to stick the pump in the gas tank. I have a slight case of penis envy. I’m a sad human being.

I take it Pam didn’t get my nicely worded letter? Good ol’ has-been Pamela Anderson was seen at the airport wearing a shirt and panties, no pants… at the airport. It’s not liek she forgot her pants to go to the club, the crazy bitch couldn’t dress herself to go to the damn airpirt. That’s one thing, the other thing is just look at that ass, it’s not hot. Not one bit of hotness radiates from that cottage cheese ass. It’s a shame really, she used to be to damn bangable back in her ‘tighter’ days.

Dear Pamela Anderson,

Your Baywatch days are way over and I think it’s time you retire the giant tits from over exposure and focus on menopause and maybe raising your kids. Throw in the towel Pam, you’s be gettin’ too old for this type of show business There’s tons of babes half your age that are willing to show their sexy tight bodies and perky tits.

We just don’t need you anymore, you’re fired. Put on the moo moos and the granny slippers, your days of scandalous clothing and major cleavage bearing days are done. Good bye and good luck.

Sincerely,
Writer extraordinaire of MeandIsis.com

Pamela Anderson is looking more and more like a washed up gutter whore, she needs to sleep in on the weekends. Pammy was out in Miami Beach at the Art Basel art gallery in a men’s T-shirt and panties with questionable bruises on her shoulder. As if she just rolled out of bed, slapped on a pair of pumps and fake eye lashes to go out. Bitch looks rough, I’d probably still hit it if Kate Moss wasn’t available.

Tig-O-Bitty Pamela Anderson attended the Vivienne Westwood Red Label event in London with her giant boobs and some mannequin-like dude as her date. I’m sure she’s trying to make some sort statement but I think she failed because no one pays any attention to her anymore. Although it is nice to see her giant boobs are still tight and perky. Those things will outlast us all, kind of like cockroaches after the nuclear bomb and all civilization has perished. Cockroaches and her big silicone fun bags will breed and the mutant boobroach will live on the existence of the human race… wow, that’s just gross.