Usually at this time of year I’m too busy bitching about the buying of presents to realize why I’m buying the presents. Sometimes I lose the true meaning of Christmas within the capitalistic exchange of money for goods and/or services. What is the reason for the season you ask?
Well Lucy “Big Tit” Pinder can tell you, my friend. At Christmas, you see, it’s one of those unwritten rule holidays that force women to dress very, very skanky and the world loves them for it. Halloween is in the same vein. As long as have Santa hats or reindeer antlers on, sluts can get away with being half-naked and being bent over doggy style in public. Lucy and her friends are all topless in Nuts – but do we care? No! All is accepted and forgiven at Christmas, folks!
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