Face it you women out there – Asians are by far the most attractive women to ever grace the Earth with their presence. They have slim bodies, ebony hair, cute little faces and the ability to not say anything that makes sense to me. That’s the kind of woman I like. These Japanese models will soon take over the world – but honestly – that will probably be an improvement.
Aki Hoshino
Aki deviates from the norm here with her red(?) hair – but I don’t care! That just makes her even more special. Aki is known as the “Angel of Japan” and she has been gracing the Japanese men for years. She has been becoming even more beautiful as she ages, so be prepared to see some kind of political move with Aki in it. My guess is that she will be Empress of the Universe.
Arisa Oda
If you needed to find Arisa somewhere in Japan, you need to look no further than any men’s magazine. Arisa, one of the smart Japanese women to get ridiculously huge implants, has been in the limelight for a while now. Mainly for her boobs, but her beauty is notable, too.
Miri Hanai
Miri hit internet stardom with one little video. She has a YouTube clip out in which she attempts to play a game of tennis… but somewhat fails because of her massive tits. You can find the delicious Miri Hanai in over 20 DVDs doing various things with her big boobs. And if she isn’t hot enough already, she was the poster girl for the video game Metal Gear Solid 3. How much cooler can you GET?
It might be true that I spend a little too much time looking up pictures of tits in my free time. And while I’m at work. And while my bitch girlfriend is talking to me, complaining about shopping or some shit. So in honor of my (un)healthy obsession, I wanted to pay tribute to those women whose job is all about staying skinny, having a great rack and displaying their tight ass. God bless the Victoria’s Secret Angels!
Alessandra Ambrosio
Any model worth her salt tends to be from Brazil, it seems. And Alessandra is certainly worth a whole bunch of my salt. In 2008, she was voted #2 in the AskMen.com’s Top 99 Women. Not only is she beautiful, but she is also cool as fuck; Alessandra has been in Casion Royale and Entourage. How can you top that?
This saucy minx recently displayed her jiggly little ass at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. I wasn’t quite sure who she was before that, but seeing her fucking gorgeous body made me not care of my former ignorance. Seeing that she is an Aussie she is most likely fucking cool as hell, too. I mean, she probably hangs out with koala bears and fights kangaroos and shit.
Marisa was voted to be THE hottest babe by Maxim, and how could I possibly disagree? Marisa is a blond bombshell and is totally begging for me to spank her. Well, maybe not, but that’s what I’m going to tell my defense attorney when I get charged with battery and rape. Cool factoid about Marisa: she has been discovered multiple times by agents just by sitting around doing FUCKING NOTHING. That’s how hot this girl is. She gets famous and she doesn’t even try.
Don’t you live it when hot models post for a snobby photographer who’s artistic expression is for them to get the hottest models completely naked and either sit around looking hot or stand around looking hot. That’s a job I’d kill to have. Can you imagine going up to Adriana Lima or Marisa Miller and telling them to make sure their pussies are shaved because I want to photograph her naked with puppies or just roll around in the grass. That would be the life! Here’s a compilation of the hottest models posing nude for from artsy fartsy photog.
Today’s a slow day so I’ll post Rosemount Sydney Fashion Festival 2009 models strutting their tiny bodies down the runway in bikini’s and some sort of moo-moo with a tittie hanging out. Happy Monday!
Most of the Earths population loves models, it’s been known since the mid 90’s that having a model piece of ass as your sex slave (lover) shows that you are THE MAN. That, or maybe you are a wrinkled old man with a billion dollar savings account or a douche bag musician with an unlimited supply of coke. Models dig that coke sniffing, just ask Kate Moss. I’m not even close to any of those suggestions, must like 90% of the Earths population so we rely on visual stimulant like hot bikini candids and photoshoots. I prefer the non-photoshopped kind because you can see between all the nooks and crannies of a models body. Like camel toe action before it’s airbrushed off.
Nothing ends a Tuesday post with a hot model being blasted by a hose to cool you off on this really, really hot Summer day. It’s hot outside for real. I’m just glad I’m an internet geek who can choose never to go outside. Yes, I’m that lame. Happy Tuesday!!
Here are a couple of hot babes who probably don’t speak English on Fathers Day with the tightest bodies and perfect 10 asses to ogle at. Nothing’s better than watching two foreign babes strut their stuff while you munch on a big bloody steak and drinking the coldest beer in the fridge on Fathers Day. You don’t even have to be a Dad to enjoy this post.
Ignore the language while watching this video, you get to see all the honeys from the Vanity Fair cover and 2010 Pirelli Calendar photoshoot. Thank me later.
Brazilian twin models Bia and Branca Feres pose together for Maxim Brazil topless and doing some dominatrix style moves in hot corsets. I’m not into the twin posing together nude stuff, it’s not like a clone or a chick who looks identical to another non-blood chick. Their sisters and that’s kinda grosses me out.
Supermodels TOPLESS! Vanity Fair has some candid behind the scenes images of our favorite supermodel topless with their titties hanging loose for the Pirelli Calender shoot. From left to right on the topless cover are Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, and Georgina Stojilkovic. All magazine covers should feature models like this, topless and/or nude.