These poor supermodels. They are so backwater-retarded they don’t even realize how silly it is to be wearing a bikini in the month of December. Are you too proud Alessandra? Must you preen like Jezebel? Aren’t your fingers and toes going to freeze right off?
Oh that’s right. I forgot. They’re not stuck in 19 degree weather like I am right now. The rules that apply to the rest of the world don’t apply to unreasonably hot supermodels. Alessandra Ambrosio is enjoying the sun, the sand and the sea down at St. Barth’s. But in all fairness to A.A., that body is way too hot to cover up – no matter what time of year it is.
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