Mischa Barton is far from being an A-lister in Hollywood but as you all know I have a weird obsession with her because of my sick addiction to the dumbest show ever produced on TV, The O.C. How I became obsessed with that show is beyond me. Mischa is trying hard to ‘make it’ in Hollywood but I don’t think she’s the next Angelina Jolie so here’s a nice tittie sex scene from her movie Closing the Ring that most likely went straight to DVD.

Little Mischa Barton looks like she’s getting more and more Ethiopian skinny in some of her recent photo shoots, although I truly think she’s a hot piece, the anorexia skinny thing is fucking nasty. If Mischa gains about 15 pounds, I’ll take her back. For now, I think it’s best that we see other people… like this busty model.

Mischa Barton battles her rage on her tank top in the new issue pf FHM but sadly, she doesn’t end up taking it off and showing her tiny tits to the world. Even though we’ve all seen her titties, she’s a prude and that’s what prudes do. They tease and tease yet never deliver.

Mischa Barton posed for Jack magazine topless and hey, wait a minute! What does Mischa have anything to do with a magazine dedicated to electronics? I mean it’s Mischa Barton we’re talking about here. I get Olivia Munn if she was on the cover of Jack or Natalie Portman because she looks like a techno nerd but this fashion retard? No way. She does look hot though, I’ll give her that.

Mischa Barton attended the Christian Dior show in Paris with a small hint of nipple for the paparazzi to capture. It looks as if Mischa has lost weight she really didn’t need to lose, I mean she was already pretty damn skinny to begin with. That actually doesn’t bother me, the thinner, the easy it is to use them to find lost keys and junk that gets stuck between the sofa. Little fingers are ideal for fixing hard to reach cables under my desk. Thanks Mischa!

Mischa Barton posted some bikini pictures of her pale ass on her website for her 3 fans and I’m surprised she didn’t photoshop them all to glory. I can see a little cottage cheese on her ass but I still think she’s a babe. Mischa can do no wrong in my eyes. I’ve always had a strange obsession with her during The OC days and will always like her. It’s sad, I know. That’s why I drink all day and cry myself to sleep at night.