Seriously, I’m not alone here. Miranda Kerr should just be in a bikini always… and forever. Maybe she should go the extra step and simply get a permanent tattoo image of a bikini on her tiny model body. Wouldn’t that be totally rad? Yes, yes it would because she’d be naked but not really.

Our favorite model to obsess over Miranda Kerr was all smiles and kisses at the David Jones Autumn/Winter 2009 Season launch wearing a cute little dress I wish was laying on the floor by my bed. I let her wrap her mile long legs around my face until I pass out cold. Just for a round two. I’m hardcore.

Tiny Miranda Kerr was wearing a bikini and frolicking on the beach like a little girl giving boners to dozens of male beach goers who fantasize about young girls. Pervs… but rest easy, she’s well over the age of ‘jailbait’ so continue your drooling session. She’s a babe and she’s got the perfect little body for a lingerie/bikini model.

Here’s a sneak peek of Miranda Kerr topless in Japan’s Vogue February 2009 issue in a pair of panties. I’ve never hated a pair of panties more than the one she’s wearing in the photos below. Makes you want to rip those stupid things off her body and burn them for ruining an awesome crotch shot.

Miranda Kerr graced the January 2009 issue of Australian Vogue all sexy with her ‘Wanna play?’ face and yes, I do. I very much want to play with you Miranda, all day for many days.

Realistically, I probably wouldn’t even be able to perform if Miranda was standing stark naked in front me asking me to lick her twat. My innards would explode and I’d vomit blood all over her tits freaking her out. She’d jump out the window and hall ass down the street. Never to see her again. I’d just kill myself at that point.

Our special lady Miranda Kerr appeared in the January 2009 issue of Jalouse French magazine topless holding her titties and in some pictures looking a bit out dated. I mean is this how the French dress nowadays? I’ve never been overseas (I’m a stupid American) so I have no idea what the word ‘fashion’ means over there. I get it, this is an artsy fartsy pictorial but still, they should of kept her half naked throughout the rest of the shots.

Victoria’s Secret supermodel and crazy smokin’ hot babe Miranda Kerr wore a nicely fitted red dress to the new opening of a new Victoria’s Secret store in New York. Talk about an uber babe, she can pretty much wear anything or nothing at all and look as lovely as ever. I couldn’t ever meet her in person because her beauty will melt my eye in a ooze out of my vagina. That’s how hot she is. It’s sick isn’t it?

Sexy Miranda Kerr barely tries to seduce America and it’s totally working. Looking at Miranda’s tiny frame makes me want to wrap her up in a banana leaf and barbecue her on an open pit. Yea, that sounds totally weird and cannibalistic but that’s the first thing that pops in my head when I see Miranda’s hot ass in a bikini.

Heavenly Miranda Kerr appeared in Ocean Drive magazine looking like an Angel sent from heaven to give generous boners to men and envious women to question their sexuality. Not only is her face beautiful but she’s got the body of a 13 year old boy with boobs. Wait, that’s not hot. I don’t dig tiny chicks but I’ll let this one pass, Miranda consider yourself special.