I have absolutely nothing bad to say about the gorgeous Mila Kunis, only that she needs to come make a hot greasy lesbian porn with me. Other than that, she looks stunning and sexy and completely hot in the new Stuff magazine photo shoot. Like holy shit, I’d probably rummage through her garbage she’s so hot. I dunno, maybe I’d find finger nail clippings or a used stocking. I know, I have issues.

I never have anything bad to say about Mila Kunis, she’s just so beautiful and talented and sexy and I love her cleavage on the red carpet of the Max Payne Premiere yesterday. She had to really train for this film, I can imagine her now in tight spandex….

“I had weapons training more so than anything. Like I can put MK5 together and apart and I can shoot a Colt evenly. I did that. I did a little bit of baton training.”

Ok, so she can probably kick my ass. That’s incredibly sexy that Mila can assemble and disassemble a MK5 without a problem. Stuck-up chicks that squeak at everything with a lack of hands on motivation is a huge turn off.

Sexy Mila Kunis is in the latest issue of Ocean Drive magazine looking really hot with thick smoky eyes and nice firm fitted dresses. I’m a huge fan of brunettes with a vintage look. Hence my obsession with Dita Von Teese. Although Mila is know Dita, she can take beautiful photographs, her acting skills? Not so much but she’s great to look at on mute.

Meg Mila Kunis gives us a nice cleavage shot on set of her new film Extract and by the judge of her boobs, I think it’s going to be a spectacular movie. This is the time when you think, “Damn it, I wish she was more like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan” because you have no doubt in your mind when you Google those skanks, you’ll see their boobs and vagina up skirts. Not Mila…. and that’s a damn shame.

Who agrees we should start a petition to pan celebrities from wearing panties? ::raises hand::

On some girls, red lipstick really doesn’t look hot, on others it really does. Mila Kunis is one of those hot ones!

I know I’ve said it multiple times but I just want to get the point across, and sometimes you just need to repeat it. Mila Kunis is hot! Mila Kunis is hot! Mila Kunis is hot! Don’t wonder why Google really hates me :(