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Olivia Munn is Ridiculously Hot in Maxim

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 | No Comments

Olivia MunnThen again, Olivia Munn would be ridiculously hot even if she was cleaning out a lint trap. She is the perfect mix of “real” girl and “hot” girl (and yes usually they are mutually exclusive). If a girl is hot it is pretty much a statistical impossibility that she is also “real” in the sense that I would be able to tolerate her for longer than a bj. She is a video game guru, she is funny and she is a tech nerd. Be still my heart! I just know she’d be impressed by my average log time on World of Warcraft of 80 hours per week. I bet she’d get wet over my 1337 skillz! So here goes.

Olivia, my dear and my love – will you marry me? (If you don’t respond, I will take that as a yes, and will come get you. If you resist I will just know you love me that much more.)

Sasha Basta Gets All Naked for Maxim

Friday, December 4th, 2009 | No Comments

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The best kind of Maxim is the Greek Maxim – just for its December 2009 issue with the mind blowingly hot Sasha Basta on it. Now I’m not saying that I would ever consider kidnapping… but let’s just say I’ve got my girl-grabbing bag all ready. I hope Sasha doesn’t mind duct tape strapped across her mouth while I defile her body with my pee pee.

I don’t know much about Sasha aside from the fact that I want to put her tit in my mouth. She might sing or model or be the world’s best fellatio-er. But does that really matter? She’s fuckin’ hot and there are pictures of her naked.  OPA!

Vacationing People Doing Bad Impressions

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009 | No Comments

Here’s a video sponsored by Bud Light and Maxim where they traveled to the Bud Light Port Paradise Cruise to ask some people if they knew how to impersonate anyone famous. These are the best of the worst including a chick in a bikini imitating Yoda, a guy in an argyle sweater impersonating Dave Matthews, and plenty others. We thought it just might brighten up your day to see some truly talentless people.

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