Holy shit balls, I found on my beloved internets some crazy hot pictures of Marisa Miller topless for Sports Illustrated awesomeness just perfect for this fine Wednesday hump day. How these are considered outtakes? I don’t know but they flippin’ rock.

Marisa Miller is backstage during a Fashion show and I knew that models would prance around semi-nude or in panties but somehow it never occurred to me that super duper models like Marisa do the same. I’d die a happy person for just one glimpse of the backstage area during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Shows… just one glimpse. Oh hi Cameron Richardson.

Marisa Miller was invited to the 51st Annual Grammy Awards probably because she’s the hottest piece of ass right now, especially standing beside most of the celebrities in Hollywood. She should be invited to any and every show by default because she it damn near flawless. I’m going to invite her to my sons 3rd birthday Robot party just to get things going… all of my sons friends are little mutants and I need a hottie like Marisa to spice it up a notch.

Marisa Miller has tight hard abs and she wants to show you how she got them, by working out. Something I’ll never do because I’m addicted to the internets and that’s me sitting on my lazy ass all day long neglecting my kid because, well, I’m addicted to the internets. If I could jog with the internets I’d probably look like Marisa’s hard body but for now, I’ll just stare at her doing all the exercise I need.

Australian FHM had bikini babe Marisa Miller in a bikini because she was meant to always be in one. Forever. There’s pretty much nothing negative I can say about Marisa, well I haven’t really seen her acting and I’ve barely heard her voice but unless she does it in a bikini, I think I’ll be fine with the most annoying cackle. The most annoying whine. Just as long as this bitch is in a damn bikini. Naked would be better, I hate cackling.

More like she was bred to be a bikini model, in fact bikini’s were probably invented for her body but then all the fatties wanted a piece of it and ruined our mental images of hot bikini bods. Anyway, Marisa Miller is all bikini’d out on Malibu beach for a Victoria’s Secret catalog photoshoot looking hot in every pose. Marisa even suffered a bikini top malfunction and her boob popped out. The angle kinda blows but you can see a nipple profile. Ya, it’s awesome. Total wanking material or even better, Google her nude stuff before she was Victoria’s Angel she did some topless pictures in hopes to get famous. It worked.

Another babe with a perfect body attended the 2008 Spike Video Game Awards, freakin’ Marisa Miller and her killer legs must be on a mission to destroy gamer dweebs. You can’t combine Megan Fox and Marisa in one night without a hidden agenda to annihilate the geeky kind. One head explosion at a time.

Quick thought: Could you imagine lesbian sex with these two babes? I can’t even think about it without check marking you’d I kill with my bare hands to see that, let alone join in the action.

I hope your Friday just got a little better because of these hot pictures of Marisa Miller in a sexy tight pink dress only a Barbie doll can wear… besides the other Victoria’s Secret babes. Marisa celebrated the grand opening of the Victoria’s Secret Lexington Ave. Flagship Store in New York and I’m bummed I live in the piss hole of Florida. Not that I could ever get close to the woman, one glance at me and she’d pepper spray my vagina because I’d be trying to throw it at her. Pepper spray in the vagina? That would suck.