Can you ever really get tired of looking at Marisa Miller? The answer to the question posed depends on whether you’re a man or a woman. For men (well straight men, and probably non straight men too), the answer is inevitably hell fuckin no, we can never ever get tired of looking at Marisa Miller, why? Because Marisa Miller is god’s gift to men and obviously any gift from god is to be appreciated, loved and worshipped. However, if you’re a woman the answer is hell yes, women are sick and tired of looking at Marisa Miller, because quite frankly most ‘real’ women are ugly and therefore looking at Marisa Miller does nothing but remind them of how hideous they really are. Juts to add insult to injury, photos of Marisa Miller really piss women off because their boyfriends and husbands would rather sit on the internet searching for, gawking at and doing who knows what else to photos of Marisa Miller then spend time with these ‘real’ women. Since us men love Maris Miller so damn much, who gives a flying monkey’s ass about what my girlfriend or your girlfriend dislikes (Marisa Miller) so I’ve decided to post photos of a fully clothed but still smoking hot Marisa Miller from some Oscar party. Enjoy! I hope your significant other catches you looking at these!
So the backstage area of a Victoria’s Secret fashion show might seem to be all perky tits and tight asses, but there is something sinister going on in this group of photos. Marisa Miller is strutting her breasticles around in a million-dollar diamond VS bra and everything seems normal. Except for … what the hell is this creeper doing???
He shows up in most of these backstage photos and my best guess at wtf is going on is this: he and the other members of his creepy baby-faced gang are planning a hostile takeover of this show in order to divest Marisa of her bounty-filled diamond bra. Then we would sell the bra for traveling money and bring Marisa along as our unwilling, but completely violated, sex slave.
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