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Madonna Has a Sex Tape

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 | 1 Comment

MAdonna Nude

The good news it’s vintage Madonna, not the gnarly man she is today with those bulging biceps and her ever growing gap toothed corpse of a face. The sex tape was from 1992 when she was pretty hot and into some pretty kinky shit.

The [explicit] Material Girl is bracing herself for humiliation on hearing that some of her old X-rated video tapes, voice messages and love letters are about to be made public.

The intimate items composed by Madge, now 50, and sent to an old flame are going up for grabs in an online auction. Cringe!

The sex tape is not available online… yet, but I’ll be sure to update you with the dirty video as soon as it’s leaked. I’m actually looking forward to this one, Madonna in her golden years was fucking ridiculously desirable. I added some hot oldie nudy pics to refresh your memory.

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Madonna Flashes her Punani

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 | 1 Comment

MAdonna Upskirt

Madonna flashed her granny panties during her show at the O2 Arena in London giving the Londoners a piece of old lady pie they really didn’t need. Gross, Madonna is gross. I can’t understand why people pay to see her leathery skin wobble on stage to try and restore her lost youth.

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Madonna is NOT a Cougar

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 | No Comments

Madonna W outtakes

Madonna’s Hard Candy album photoshoot for W magazine leaked onto the internet and after reviewing them, I wish the leaker can take it back. Not all the magician photoshop wizards in the Country can fix that haggard old hag. I hate you Madonna for still thinking you still ‘got it’ because you really don’t.

Take your billions of dollars and buy a remote island far far away from cameras, videos, Hollywood and technology for that matter. Just go away, pretty please. You ruined my perfectly good short week with your melting wrinkled cooch and gnarly ass upper lip whiskers. Bonus: There’s a nip slip but you’re gonna have to look at every single picture to spot it… this is called tough love. Enjoy.

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