Crab infested Lindsay Lohan posed for Nylon magazine in some boring ass shots except for the 2 to last image where she wore no pants in her panties but where’s her hips? Bitch ain’t got no curves, but she makes up for her white girl body with some nice big natural titties. I hate it that I find Lindsay superbly attractive but the fact is, she’s a babe. A dirty vagina crusty sexually confused babe that needs to gain a few pounds. I’ll still bang the shit out of her, really, I would.

My favorite Hollywood shithead Lindsay Lohan looks majorly hot in these topless black and white photographs by photographer Hedi Slimane with her gorgeous flat belly and huge natural tits. If she wasn’t such an idiot, I’d be totally obsessed with her… more so than Dita Von Teese but Lindsay’s head is full of cigarettes and used condoms so my obsession sticks with DVT.

I always look forward to Award shows in hopes some asshole celebrity doesn’t wear a bra or flashes her panties while exiting her car but I haven’t found any wardrobe malfunctions yet so here’s Lindsay Lohans braless rack at a pre-Oscar party.

Lindsay Lohan finally scored a job that pays actual money and it’s not whoring off her fire crotch to rich lesbian boys either, she’s modeling clothes for the Spring/Summer 2009 campaign for the womens Italian fashion line Fornarina. I would of hoped for the whoring off her fire crotch part because that would bring tears of joy to my face and also bring crazy awesome blog posts for all the celeb sites out there on the internets but no, stupid clothes.

The beautiful hot mess Lindsay Lohan looks so damn fine in the February 2009 issue of Interview magazine and guess what, she’s single. Her and that 60lb boy Samantha Ronson have split and rumor has it she has already moved out of their house.

Hopefully she won’t get caught up on the whole penis thing and continues to be a twat lover. More chances for me to do a little scissoring with the Lohan. I know my chances are pretty high to contract an STD and extremely low that she’ll be interested in a hot Latina chick like me but you never know. The world works in mysterious ways.

Ok, well Lindsay Lohan needs a bra and I ready to step up and help the cause. I’ll sacrifice myself to lend her a helping lift. Seriously, I’ll hold on to those fun bags for as long as she’ll let me or until I need a fresh beer.

Happy Sunday people and let’s hope the Dolphins don’t disappoint today or I’ll be writing to you tomorrow with a crazy bad hang over and missing my rent money in stupid bets. As for Lindsay’s sake, I’d hit it even if her tits hit the floor. True story!

Freckle ridden Lindsay Lohan finally took off those stupid leggings she’s always wearing and head down south for the New Year to make newer freckles on Miami Beach. You all know I have a sick obsession with Lindsay that stems from way back but just take a good look at her. She’s pretty damn hot.

She’s got awesome hair, a thin tight body and you can’t help but notice her beautiful eyes. It just kinda sucks that she’s such an idiot and can’t manage her money or career well. I’ll help her manage her career, straight to my bed. Giggity giggity goo.

Grainy pictures of Lindsay Lohan making out with her boyfriend with a vagina Samantha Ronson at a nightclub serviced up on the internets and well, it’s not that shocking. She’s a lesbian claiming she’s not, making out with a chick that’s unsexy and resembles a 14 year old boy with A-cup tits. Not sexy. Lindsay and Sam need some serious advice from Lucy Pinder. Now that bitch can take awesome lesbian pictures.

I don’t even know what this photo shoot is for but Lindsay Lohan appears as if she’s desperate for attention and I’m ready to give her some. Even though she’s palling around with manly boy-like girls, I’ll forgive her. Not for nothing but Lindsay always looks hot. Seriously, I have issues.

Lindsay Lohan’s ginormous natural boobs went out shopping in Hollywood without a bra and with a see-through tank top. Her nipples aren’t dark, they are perfect. Although she’s a terrible singer and actress, she’s awesome to look at with her beautiful face, long flowing hair and her lack of undergarments. Her boobs are perfect, they’re big natural perky breasts and it’s hard to find good quality melons now-a-days. So I want to take this time to thank Lindsay’s boobs for not conforming to society by wearing bras. Thank you.