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Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 | 2 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is not new to all this hype for leaked sex tapes when that blow job fake was circulating the internets claiming it was her but it wasn’t. This time, it’s legit!

I’ve learned the real reason Lindsay Lohan is so upset about the theft of the safe from her L.A. house is the contents included some very incriminating videos and photos, plus legal documents, that LiLo believes could cause embarrassment if made public.

You know what “very incriminating videos and photos” means? SEX TAPE SEX TAPE SEX TAPE and her medical information about herpes. We’ve seen enough of Paris Hiltons twat nude and having sexy time with douche bags from all over the country, it’s Lindsay Lohan’s turn to get her freckled pussy torn up by douche bags.

I cannot wait to get my hands on that SEX TAPE!

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Lindsay Lohan in See Through White Shirt, has New Lips

Monday, August 24th, 2009 | 1 Comment

I just don’t understand what goes on in Lindsay Lohan’s whore brain, I understand she doesn’t like bras and I get she likes to wear tall white kitchen bags as a blouse. Really, I get it. The only thing is, why the fuck would she inject bullshit into her lips when she was already a fine been. I mean I was willing to contract her crabs because she’s so fine. Fuck this bitch, I’m out! She’s reached maximum stupidity for my taste.

Uncensored Morning Links:

Vietnamese Coffee Shops: The New Whore Phenomenon – Dirty Rotten Whore

Amy Adams Shows Her Boobs for the First Time – Nudography

Anna Faris Sexy Picture Gallery – Girls of Desire

Holly Madison Showing Pokies – Speed Monkey

Mario and Princess Sex Tape – Kick Ass Movies

World Class Motorcycle Ass – Time Killer

Lindsay Lohan’s Shapy Ass – HQ-Celebrity

Carolina Baldini Looking Asstastic – Don Chavez

Busty Michelle Keegan in a Bikini – Boobie Blog

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Lindsay Lohan Shows her Nipples, Again

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009 | 4 Comments

I think it’s safe to say Lindsay Lohan as officially burned all her bras because bitch wears all these little see through shirts all the damn time. It’s totally awesome for us tittie lovin’ folks but she’ll be regretting that shit when her titties are mistaken for love handles.

Uncensored Morning Links:

Blake Lively’s Got Some Good Cleavage – Drunken Stepfather

Kristen Bell Gets Her Nice Ass Dirty – HQ-Celebrity

Tiffani Amber Thiessen (old school) Bikini Pics – Caveman Circus

More Ramblings from a Pornstar Whore – Dirty Rotten Whore

Liz Fuller Takes Off Her Bikini Top At The Beach – Celeb Punani

34D Model + Hip Hop Babe, Esther Baxter Photos – Uncoached

So You Think You Can Rape – The Blemish

Lindsay Lohan @ Inglorious Bastards Premiere – Moe Jackson

Celebrity Sex Fully Uncensored – Famous Blow

Two Blonde MILFs – Epic Bull

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Lindsay Lohan Shows her Flat Tummy, Bad Self Tanner

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 | No Comments

Lindsay Lohan is on set working on a Robert Rodriguez film Machete along side Robert Deniro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson and Cheech Marin what a mixture of fucktards (except Alba and Cheech of course). I don’t get why shes barely dressed with terrible self tanner smeared all over her, poorly. It’s probably part of her character but who gives a shit. Just as long as we can see some Lohan skin.

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Back When Megan Fox Was Just A Hot Babe

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 | No Comments

DUDES, it’s been past 2 years now that MeandIsis has been online!

Well since July 2007. Back when I used to think Megan Fox’s hotness was under-estimated and Jessica Alba still looked cute. Those days are long gone now. I’ll try to post a few of the best month’s articles back when we first started, for those who weren’t regularly whacking off to my site back then.

TAGS: Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox, Michelle Marsh, Paris Hilton

Lindsay Lohan’s Afternoon Pokies

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 | 4 Comments

My favorite hoe-bag Lindsay Lohan walked her titties around LA to go shopping for more slutty gear while her nipples are trying to say something to me… I think they want to join me and a bottle of whip cream to my bedroom tonight. Oh don’t worry, I speak fluent pokies and that’s what they want to do.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Titties Are Showing

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 | 1 Comment

A very blonde Lindsay Lohan struts her whore vagina through loads of paparazzi and of course she wears a black see through shirt leaving her itchy bras at home where they belong. She loves to show her slutty tits all over town, that’s for sure.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Washed-Up Side Boob

Monday, July 27th, 2009 | No Comments

For being the biggest whore in Hollywood, Lindsay Lohan among other whore celebs have milkshakes named after them at Millions of Milkshakes but what they don’t realize it that she’s a pro with making creamy loads of white milk shakes regularly after her clubbing nights. Man milk milkshakes! It looks like Lindsay showed up after guzzling a huge load herself… bitch needs a sperm vacation.

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Lindsay Lohan as Slutty Marilyn Monroe

Sunday, July 19th, 2009 | No Comments

Lindsay Lohan dresses up as Marilyn Monroe again but this time it’s more like a fetish Marilyn wearing a whore outfit. I can’t understand why they keep dressing Lindsay as Marilyn because the two are completely different and completely out of her league. It would be more believable if Lindsay impersonated Jenna Jameson.