I have no clue who Kristin Cavallari is, but apparently she’s on that dumb show ‘The Hills’ and I use to hear my dumb girlfriend talking to her equally dumb ass friends about how much they ‘like omg hate Kristin Cavallari.’ I figured any girl that other girls hate must be posted because chances are that women hate Kristin Cavallari because she’s hotter than them, well that’s just a working theory because personally I think Kristin Cavallari looks like any chick you’d see working retail at a clothing store, nothing special but I bet some guys like the plain I work at a retail store look. Anyways Kristin Cavallari isn’t doing anything exciting in these photos and she’s fully dressed, head to toe, she’s also using that huge brick looking Blackberry Bold, is she on some kind of tight ‘Hills’ budget? Does she get paid less then donkey face gone wrong, Heidi Montag? Because full head to toe plastic surgery, even if it ends up looking botched must be expensive. But enough blabbering because frankly no one cares, so just take a look at these photos of Kristin Cavallari being boring and not naked.
Kristin Cavallari looked spectacular in a recent Rolling Stone photoshoot. So spectacular, in fact, that I have finalized my plan to woo her. One night in the near future when she is walking towards her darkened Honda Civic in the empty Giant Eagle parking lot on Main street, I’ll jump out of the shadows with choloform and rope and show her just how much I love her. She’ll be fine though, don’t worry. I’ll put her down in a hole in my basement and speak soothingly to her while I rub the lotion into its skin.
Your New Secret Girlfriend has Arrived
World's Hottest Women ?
Why I Watched The Golden Globes
Why College Beach Volleyball Will Rule
What If Celebrities Were Fat
Topless Pics of Imogen Thomas and More
Tiger Woods’ POA Hit The Beach
The Girls Of Front Magazine
