Every time I see Kristen Stewart she has the Victoria Beckham, fuck the world, I don’t give a fuck, fuck you look (she’s probably throwing a fit because Edward won’t turn her into a Vampire right away…my girlfriend made me watch both Twilight movies ok). To my surprise in these recent photos of Kristen Stewart her mullet is gone, mean mug nowhere in sight, and she’s actually wearing a dress that shows ‘cleavage’ (she doesn’t really have any boobs to show off but at least she’s trying). I don’t really get why Kristen Stewart is always mean muggin’ shes young, rich, famous and both a Vampire and a Ware wolf wanna hit that, serious cheer the fuck up. You know who does have the right to be fuck you, fuck the world mad? Sandra Bullock, I would not even judge if she went around giving everyone the finger for the next five plus years. Anyways we probably won’t see Kristen Stewart looking like a lady again any tiem soon so savor these photos.
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I thank God every day that I am best friends with Edgar the security guard at my local Cinemax; that way, when I get caught playing with myself I don’t get sent to jail. And since when is it fair for the sexual predator status to be permanent?
So what girls are in the recent box office hits that I want to bang? So glad you asked!
Michelle Rodriguez, Avatar
Avatar is good enough without a supremely hot chick. I could get off to human/cat relations any day. But the fact that they added that droopy-eyed skank to the mix? Genius! Michelle is a mystery. In movies, she always plays a dyke-ish bitch who I hate the entire time. But in real life, she is such a funny sweetheart. I can most effectively express both my affection and hatred by giving her a facial.
Lake Bell, It’s Complicated

You might think I’m disgusting for wanting to see It’s Complicated. I know that it’s a chick flick, but my idol Lake Bell is in it. And when I say idol I am being literal and describing the idol I made out of cum in Lake’s honor. She is hot, funny and a little bit scary. SHE is why I want to see It’s Complicated. … and I kind of wish Alec Baldwin was my dad.
Rachel McAdams, Sherlock Holmes
Rachel McAdams is one of the hottest women at the movies today. I’ve had a soft spot in my heart for Rachel ever since I saw her in The Notebook… because I broke up with my emotional bitch of a girlfriend after seeing that stupid movie. So Rachel is a symbol of my sweet release. In more ways than one.
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Taylor Vixen Nude pics – Silent Pix
Sienna Miller’s Cleavage of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
CoCo’s Private Video in her Bathroom – Celebrity Honeys
Heidi Montag’s Got An Ass To Kill For – Celebrity Odor
Cute College Coed Jennifer In A Bikini – Caveman Circus
Katya Naked Met Art Pictures – 2 Damn Hot
Maria Korinthou Gets Exposed – on 205th
Noemi Letizia Scandal Sparking in a Bikini – Glamzilla



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