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Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures, Some of Kim Kardashian from Behind

Sunday, April 4th, 2010 | No Comments

Apparently Kim Kardashian is trying make Reggie Bush squirm for dumping her ass (or did she dump him? Who cares…), because since the break-up Kim Kardashian has been photographed A LOT flaunting her goods, and by goods I mean her big ass in a tiny bikini. What the Fuck does Kim Kardashian do all day, besides take 5 hours to get ready and then aimlessly walking around in a bikini hoping that she’s get photographed, naw she probably stages those photo-ops so the Champ Reggie Bush can see what he’s missing, ya because I’m sure Reggie Bush is trolling celebrity blogs seeking out photos of Kim Kardashian all day long. Please, Reggie Bush is probably up to his eyeballs in bitches, just mad sexy chicks everywhere, Kim Kardashian is old news but the break-up was good for me because I don’t mind seeing Kim Kardashian in a different bikini 7 days a week. Kourtney Kardashian’s also been accompanying Kim on these bikini outings and she looks surprisingly good for someone who just had a kid. Anyways enjoy these Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Bikini pictures; I especially like the one of Kim Kardashian from behind, in the white bikini.

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Kourtney Kardashian’s Boobs

Sunday, March 21st, 2010 | No Comments

Kourtney Kardashian has a baby boy not too long ago with her boyfriend, Scott ‘STD’ Disick and how do we know she just had a baby? Answer: She grew massive bouncy knockers. Kourtney Kardashian once upon a time had nice, not saggy boobs but after having a baby her boobs (milk jugs) have gotten really massive, grossly massive. But look on the bright side at least she’s not pregnant anymore, because the only thing that’s more disturbing then Kourtney Kardashian’s current boobs is Kourtney Kardashian being pregnant with those boobs, weird bumps everywhere are gross. But the utter most disturbing thing in the entire world would be Khloe Kardashian with child, Khloe Kardashian after popping out alien child and well just Khloe Kardashian in general anytime and all the time is fucking gross. Oh for god sake now I need something to take my mind off images of that beast Khloe Kardashian, I suppose Kourtney Kardashian’s pre-baby boobs will have to do for now…

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Kourtney Kardashian has kid with a STD

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 | No Comments

Even though I think all those Kardashian sisters are useless, famous for nothing, unattractive idiots, this story is just too hilarious not to post. So apparently according to In Touch Weekly (hence the apparently) Kourtney Kardashian, the eldest Kardashian sister, who just had a baby with a non professional black athlete, Scott Disick, douche master was nicknamed ‘STD’ and ‘Number one Scum’ in high school. STD for those of you who don’t know and I can’t imagine who wouldn’t know, stands for sexually transmitted disease. In Touch Weekly who’s source for this story was a dude by the name of Jason Green reports:

Long before he gained fame on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Scott was known as a hard partier, a serial cheater and, as one high school acquaintance puts it, “a tool.” And as more and more information surfaces about Scott’s shady past, Kourtney wonders how long she’ll be able to put up with him. Jason Green, one of Scott’s former classmates from Long Island, N.Y.’s Ross School, agrees that Scott was bad news in high school. “There were just as many rumors about him then as there are now,” Jason tells In Touch. “Scott had a couple of nicknames in high school. One was Number One Scum, and the other was STD.”

A lot of guys might be embarrassed to have the initials “STD,” but Scott thought they enhanced his reputation as a ladies’ man! According to Jason, Scott was so proud to have the same initials as “sexually transmitted disease” that “he wore dog tags with ‘STD’ printed on them.”

Holy Fuckin hell, am I right or am I right? Kourtney Kardashian proves that stupidity is a dominant Kardashian trait, as if we didn’t already know that Kardashian were stupid when we saw Kim Kardashian on tape allowing that turd Ray-J to…well you know. But back to Kourtney, who not only got knocked up by Mr. ‘STD’ Scott Disick who just oozes doucheness, but the fact that she got knocked up by him means that she’s now Mrs. STD. Oh that and the fact that she decided to procreative with this dude is just…wow! Kourtney Kardashian, smartest person alive!

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Khloe and Kourtney Bikini Candids

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 | 1 Comment

Where’s Kim Kardashian when you need her? Her two other sisters Khloe the amazonian beast and the other pretty one Kourtney dressed in their best bikini’s to the beaches of Miami. Kourtney and Kim should just kill off that manly sister of theirs, she’s fucking useless especially when she tries to be sexy. FAIL on her part.

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Kourtney Kardashian Does her Best Maxim

Saturday, April 11th, 2009 | No Comments

Kourtney Kardashian is following her sisters footsteps by showing off her hot body in a bra. Kim Kardashian pretty much paved the way for Kourtney so we can thank her for this Maxim photoshoot. Just do me a favor and DO NOT ask for the amazonian sister Khloe to join in the sexiness, she’ll ruin it.

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Kourtney Kardashian in 944 magazine

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009 | No Comments

Kim Kardashian’s hot sister Kourtney Kardashian sizzles in 944 magazine looking all types of sexy with different styles. Now their amazonian sister Khloe needs not to follow in their sisters footsteps because not the best photo shoot wizard on the planet can make her look slightly good. True story.

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The Kardashian Sisters Partied in Vegas

Friday, January 2nd, 2009 | No Comments

The three Kardashian sisters partied like media whores in Vegas on New Years Eve and I kinda like it. Except for the amazon woman who is Khloe Kardashian, she’s a fucking beast compared to her sisters Kim and Kourtney. It’s truly sad how I’m on a first name basis with these chicks. I have to confess that I’ve actually watched their shitty ass show on VH1. In my defense, think I was blitz out of my mind.

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