After much speculation about the state of Kim Kardashian’s relationship with New Orleans Saints NFL’er and Superbowl champion, Reggie Bush it has been confirmed that the couple has indeed broken up, yet again.

Sources confirm to E! News that the reality star and her pro footballer boyfriend have split.
Kim’s fame and crazy busy schedule have been an ongoing source of conflict for the couple, who reunited last August after a quick breakup.
Reggie always had trouble with the spotlight, our source tells us.
The couple who first began dating in 2007 mutually decided to part ways a few days ago and have agreed not to discuss the split in public.

Kim’s fame and busy schedule? On what planet? Kim’s only job seems to be hanging out with people she’s related to and having it filmed.  I think Reggie Bush is actually a bigger celebrity then bubble butt Kim, I bet he ditched her because after years of trying her still couldn’t get those god awful images of Ray-J having his way with Kim, and by having his way I mean doing that really rally nasty thing well on her.  Kim Kardashian is single and ready to mingle, so mom’s lock up your black sons, though I’m sure locks wouldn’t deter Kim because she’ll just get that savage beast Khole Kardashian to eat right through them (the locks that is, not the black guys).

Did I call it, or did I call it, I knew that Kim Kardashian’s infamous Sex Tape and her claim to fame had something to do with NFL’s 2010 Super Bowl Champ Reggie Bush dumping her big fat ass. Although both Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian have claimed via Twitter that their breakup was amicable and their busy schedules/ Kim Kardashian’s fame put a strain on the relationship and eventually lead to their recent break up, I knew this was a big heap of bullshit. Please there is no such thing as an ‘amicable break-up’ or a ‘we both decided it would be best break-up’ there is always someone doing the dumping and someone being dumped, and in Kim Kardashian’s case her raunchy (well depending on how much porn you watch, the Kim Kardashian, Ray-J sex tape can be classified anywhere from boring as hell to raunchy) sex tape had something to do with her getting axed by Reggie Bush (we can probably expect Kim Kardashian, the Twitter whore to ‘clear the air’ via Twitter anytime now). Anyways here is what some ‘source’ had to say about Kim Kardashian’s sex tape and the demise of her and Reggie Bush’s relationship, although the ‘source’ seems shady what he/she is saying makes perfect sense, so let’s just take it as truth:

“Reggie’s mom just could not get over the fact that Kim had a sex tape. Reggie and his family are very conservative, and he told Kim that a marriage is never going to happen between them because of the tape.”
Kim is said to regret the video more than ever now as she believes she would still be with Reggie, 25, if it had never been made public.
“She’s still crazy about him. If she didn’t have the sex tape, she could have been Mrs. Bush.”

Could you imagine how awkward it would be for Kim Kardashian at a Reggie Bush family diner, I mean his mother has seen Kim Kardashian doing things or getting things done to her that no potential mother in law should ever think about let alone be able to access with a simple Google search. Cheer up Kim Kardashian, I’m sure there are plenty of other black guys whose mothers haven’t heard about your sex tape, you know, if they didn’t have access to the internet, magazines or television. On second thought maybe Kim Kardashian should just play it safe and look for a nice Amish dude, his mother probably would know about the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Kim Kardashian and her giant ass made their way onto the TAO nightclub red carpet in Las Vegas, to launch her new perfume. I wonder what a scent developed by a classy girl like Kim Kardashian smells like? (btw I’m being sarcastic about the classy women part). I bet a spray of that stuff will attract black dudes like no tomorrow, or maybe her perfume has a special note that will make her beast, sasquatch of a sister (you know that really big one who tricked that basketball player into marrying her beast ass) shut the fuck up and stop trying to act like a normal non gigantic sized animal. Kim Kardashian is really trying to become a big bad business women isn’t she? I have to admit she doesn’t look bad in that bondage implied dress she’s wearing at the perfume launch. My damn mind, always wandering into volatile territory. I still dislike Kim Kardashian but mad props to her, from having Brandy’s brother pee on her to having her own perfume now that’s how you make a dollar out of two pennies. Congrats Kim Kardashian!