The ever-so-busty Kelly Brook wore her best flower bikini to the beach and I hoped to see at least a nipple slip or two but the bitch was careful getting out of the water. She kept adjusting the tits.

What’s the deal with the beach this time around anyway? I was raised in Miami and if I never go to the beach ever again it’ll be to soon. I fucking hate the beach, the sand, the ocean, the sand fleas, the fat people in banana hammocks but there is one thing I’ll never hate and that’s the topless European chicks. Bitches have no shame and I like it.

Sexy Kelly Brook is one of those chicks that needs to be in a permanent bikini at all times during every season because she looks so damn fine half naked. She seriously fills it out nicely without being anorexicly thin or with sacks of cottage cheese hanging out like some chicks.

Anyway, I’d like to extend a personal invitation to Kelly for an elite party in my pants. I don’t just invite any ol’ bikini babe so consider yourself the lucky one tonight Kelly. I’m channeling my inner Quagmire. I don’t think it’s working.

Lovely curvaceous Kelly Brook made her theater debut in the a play called “Fat Pig” at the Comedy Theatre in London wearing a polka-dotted bikini with her cleavage spilling out. She’s no where near being a Fat Pig, in fact they should rename the play “Watch Me Strut Around On Stage with My Perfect Boobs in a Bikini”. I’d pay to go watch it.

Oh yes, you’ve read right. Kelly Brook is topless on the beach. The only thing is, I didn’t find the nude ones, so we’ll have to settle with these ones… ;)

So apparently Kelly Brook is the hottest bikini body in the world. In my opinion, she’s far from it, but she still looks good. I’d tap it.

Kelly Brook does look good. Don’t know why so many people are hating on her. She should get naked though, and that’s a fact.

Here’s Kelly Brook enjoying the sun and then gives us the most perfect view, EVER! Made my day.

The super hot Kelly Brook is back for more in the recent issue of Nuts Magazine. She discuss’ how popular her breasts are in California!

Probably the hottest photoshoot I have of Kelly Brook so far (except maybe for the thong shot, but still). Hey, she’s even fully nude in one. Hope you like!

Not just a bit too, but like by a lot. It’s hot, I’m not complaining. The guy she’s with is wondering why she’s feeling her ass, lol.