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Katy Perry Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 5th, 2010 | No Comments

Katy Perry and her retarded turd monkey boyfriend, Russell Brand were recently on vacation in Mexico and what do chicks do when their in Mexico? Well besides act like degenerate barbarians, they put on tiny bikinis! I always knew that Katy Perry had gigantic boobs, but I never expected her to have such a tight body as well, Katy Perry looks damn hot in a bikini and she could probably even be hot period, if she wasn’t so annoying and didn’t have those ugly ass retarded looking, dumb and dumber bangs.  Seriously, Katy Perry’s bangs almost make her non-bangable, well unless the lights were off or I didn’t have to look at her face, actually I think that all chicks look hideous with bangs, if Katy Perry got rid of the bangs and maybe got some extensions or something she’d be sexy. I bet Russell Brand makes her keep the retard bangs just so he isn’t the only one who looks ‘special’ in the relationship.

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Katy Perry, the Best Thing About the Grammys

Monday, February 1st, 2010 | No Comments

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As you all may know, Katy Perry is a great favorite of mine. I’m not sure if it’s because of her supple bosom or her clinically insane personality. Either way, she was the best thing about the Grammys last night.

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And this photo of Katy Perry and Snookie proves just that. Katy showed up in a cute, very see-through, Indian inspired dress… probably a result of her being in India with Russell in the past month. For the after party, she came her senses and showed generous cleavage, instead of just see-through side boob. Thank God.

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Katy Perry Forgot Something

Thursday, January 28th, 2010 | 1 Comment

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Katy Perry, but I’m pretty sure you forgot a integral part of your outfit at home. I don’t want to point fingers, but we can all see your ass cheeks. Personally, I think this is a good thing and you should forgo wearing pants for the rest of your life… but you don’t want to be like Lindsay Lohan, do you? Do you really want to look like a meth tweaker with crabs the size of dobermans?

You do? Well. Fine by me. Go dance in your see through leggings, my dear sweet whore. More Katy Perry pictures here.

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Katy Perry Likes Skanky Nightclubs

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 | 1 Comment

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Katy, we all like trashy little nightclubs… but are things you must know. First, don’t take your girlfriend there on your 3rd date. Second, don’t perform there. It just seems cheap and such a small venue. I had such high hopes for you Katy. You should be performing for the Queen of England and rubbing yourself all over that ancient face.

What? You’re just going to post pictures of your pussy on your Twitter account? All right Katy Perry, you win.

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Girls With Great Pipes

Thursday, January 21st, 2010 | 2 Comments

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And not just the attractive pipes, either. These chicks can sing… whether it’s pop, country, or some French music genre which is probably considered pop. Talented girls are great; but hot girls with talent are just so much better. It’s like comparing cookies and cookies on top of cake, brownies and pie, really.

Carrie Underwood

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Carrie has done so well since her time on American Idol, that I honestly forgot she was even on American Idol. (Which is a good thing, trust me.) Her songs are great (I would imagine if I liked country), her ass is tight, and her face is cute as hell. She is an all-around awesome chick. I bet if I married her, I’d wake up every morning to freshly made pancakes and bodily pleasures.

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Sure, Katy Perry may be kind of a crazy whore. But you have to love that. Her music is catchy and her voice is surprisingly sexy. I hate when her music comes on in public settings because then I have to find clever and cartoony ways of hiding my boner. Like standing behind things that are coincidentally boner-height. Even if she gets married to the man-whore Russel Brand, I know that deep in her heart she’ll still think of me and that one time I awkwardly bumped into her ass in Tasti D Light.

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I can’t understand one word of her songs, but that doesn’t matter a bit. Alizee is famous online for shaking her hot, French booty all over the stage. Blizzard wouldn’t feature her dance in World of Warcraft for nothing. Her body is amazing and her face makes me think that I’m attracted to a 14 year old. And she isn’t 14. … right? Right?

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Katy Perry is My Favorite Person Ever

Friday, December 11th, 2009 | No Comments

katyperryI can’t really get over how awesome Katy Perry is. She is hot, talented, crazy, hot, an owner of big boobs, and hot. She is so awesome even my stupid ass girlfriend fingerbangs to her. I would give her every award in the music industry just because.

And on top of everything else, she is hot. (Oh, did I mention that?) Kitty Purry took a Twitpic of herself topless in a Santa hat in honor of the holla dayz. I knew I was a Christian for a reason. YAY CHRISTMAS.

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Katy Perry Has Massive Amounts of Jiggly Talent

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 | No Comments

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Oh, Katy. Katy, Katy, Katy. You think you can just win your way into my heart by displaying your enormous rack for the world to see? Do you think I’ll be so easily swayed by a gigantic pair of perky tits? … well you’re right.

The fact is though, I would adore K. Perry even when she isn’t dressing crazy, being drunk with her friends or singing about making out with chicks (which is pretty much never, by the way). But now with this big old tit display, I might be deeply in love with her. So here she is, at the Grammy nomination concert. Apparently Katy was greasing the wheels by shoving her tits in everyone’s face.

For the record, no one complained.

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Katy Perry’s Saggy Tits

Saturday, November 7th, 2009 | 3 Comments

Katy Perry was spotted at the MTV Europe Video Awards wearing this see through blouse that you could see her saggy tits through. I have to admit that she has a big set of jugs but she needs a bra to keep those sweater puppies from sagging. Pretty soon they’re going to be down to her knees and then when she bends over they’re going to touch the ground. I do like this shirt though, I’d like to see it on Megan Fox or someone else who could do it justice.

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Who Would You Rather Do?

Friday, November 6th, 2009 | No Comments

While they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, we’ve got a real challenge for you today. Neither of these women are what I think about when I think of sexy, but they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. First we’ve got Katy Perry who kisses girls and she likes it, but that doesn’t necessarily make her hot. Then we’ve got Amy Winehouse and her new breast implants. So, if you had your choice, which would you rather do?

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Katy Perry’s Hot Ass In A See Through Dress

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 | 2 Comments

Katy Perry stepped out on the red carpet with Adam Lambert from American Idol. They were attending the premiere of “This Is It” the new Michael Jackson film. But no one was looking at Katy’s face, everyone was staring at her ass which was peeking through her dress from behind. I know that I was staring pretty hard at the front trying to get a sneak peak of some beaver, but you can just see her legs. At any rate, you can picture Katy’s ass in these hot pics.

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