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More Action Chicks That Should Spank Me

Monday, January 18th, 2010 | 2 Comments

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Being dominated in the bedroom by a leather-clad chick is a pretty popular fantasy… and thanks to these vicious vixens, we get a good visual. These chicks some of the best action babes – both for their uber hotness and their credibility. When I see Kate Beckinsale in Underworld, i’m 50% turned on and 50% afraid. She is good.

Summer Glau – Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles

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Although I’m not sure if the Sarah Connor Chronicles are still on the air (who knows anymore with the cancel-happy TV executives) … but they deserve to be. Not only does Summer Glau make terminating (a verb?) look chic, but she is super hot and her body is just … wow. Apparently she got her body from being a ballerina for years. This leads me to the conclusion that the entire female population should be forced to be ballerinas at age 5.

Kate Beckinsale – Underworld & Van Helsing

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As both vampire and vampire hunter, Kate Beckinsale rules. She has a kickass athletic body and the face of an angel – the perfect woman. Actually, I’m not quite convinced she isn’t some super-advanced sex robot in a full-body leather outfit. No woman can possibly be as perfect as Kate. Say hello to my future wife of 2010.

Halle Berry – Catwoman & X-men

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Hello, pussycat! Now, Catwoman may not have been the best movie… but I certainly can’t stop watching it. Do you see what Halle Berry looks like in a leather cat outfit? Oh my God. Halle Berry deserves all of the recognition she gets; her breasts are gifts from heaven and she actually has some decent acting chops (Swordfish, Monster’s Ball, etc). I think Cleveland, Ohio has only produced two good things: Halle Berry and LeBron James.

Kate Beckinsale Wants to Kill Your Liver

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 | No Comments

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Kate Beckinsale, you have inspired me to fuck all responsibility in my life and drink my liver into a bloody, jaundicey pulp as long as it means I get the chance to be with you. Nothing else matters when I see you dressed in your cute, yet skanky, outfits for Absolut Vodka.

I dig the bright colors, the crazy hair, the amazing body and the face so hot I want to strap it to the floor and have my way with it until I can no longer function because of the severe dehydration I’ll be suffering.

These pictures have given me enough compiled evidence in my “Kate Beckinsale Stalker Files” to prove that this British hottie is indeed the most amazing woman on the planet. I’m willing to bet $20 and my first born child that she has never had as much as one blemish on her beautiful face (semen doesn’t count).

Kate Beckinsale Wears Tight Leather Dress

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 | No Comments

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This is by far the lamest leather dress I’ve ever seen on a hot celebrity in my entire career, it looks as if Kate Beckinsale saw some cheap ass garbage bag and wrapped it over her body with a belt. Don’t even get me started on her bangs, I hate bangs on hot chicks. She’s lucky she’s a babe and can semi-pull off wearing a shitastic outfit.

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Kate Beckinsale because she’s Kate Beckinsale

Sunday, January 25th, 2009 | No Comments

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There’s not a thing in the world Kate Beckinsale can wear and look bad wearing it. She can wear the shittiest grungiest bag of crap over her perfect body and pull it off as a new Hollywood trend. She’s hot. Very hot. Even dressed as a thug walking about the streets of LA, she’s hot.

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Kate Beckinsale in UK Elle with Mile Long Legs

Friday, November 21st, 2008 | No Comments

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The ever so refreshing Kate Beckinsale showed off her sexy long legs in the UK Edition of Elle magazine in panties or boy shorts, more like panties. Kate’s always been open about her sex life but now she’s just unrealistic.

“I don’t like to walk around wearing no make-up with my hair rolled on top of my head on my days off. I think my husband would be a bit bummed out if I did.

“It’s nice to feel like you’re wooing the other person a bit, as once it degenerates into wearing yesterday’s sweatpants and farting on the sofa, you lose a bit of the spice.

“You’ve got to keep up the seduction phase – it’s fun.”

For sure seduction is fun but there’s no way I can wake up with make-up on and my hair done. I barely brush my hair and shave my armpits as it is, I couldn’t imagine holding in my farts for my husband. Screw that, he better like me for who I am and not this pretty pretty princess. It’s just not realistic to me.

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Kate Beckinsale Sexy in Mean Magazine!

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 | No Comments

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Probably the hottest photoshoot I’ve seen Kate Beckinsale in so far. Enjoy, it won’t happen often ;)

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Kate Beckinsale for Esquire and Allure.

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 | No Comments

Hey it’s your lucky day, Kate Beckinsale, as hot as she is, shows us some skin in Esquire and Allure Magazine… all at once. :)

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Kate Beckinsale signing autographs in black!

Friday, July 20th, 2007 | No Comments

She looks tight. We can see she changed a bit. Check out the photos of Kate!

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